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Happy New Year 2002
From all of us at
FortuneFax
HELENA BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 12-31-01
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Q. What does a reindeer say before telling you a (bad) joke?
A. "This will sleigh you."
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"Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity.
We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand
and melting like a snowflake." Sir Francis Bacon
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
Remember the 3 R's;
Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
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Happy New Year
from all of us at
BRINO'S DINER
442-2332 * 3122 Prospect

"The Home of the Plateful"
Breakfast - Lunch - Dinner
Homemade food and Lots of it for a good price
and Yes we do split dinners for Senior Citizens
FREE DINNER FOR TWO
TO ENTER CONTEST SEND FAX TO 406-495-8819
OR E-MAIL ENTRY TO fortune@HelenaMail.com
Just say "YES, I'll take the DINNER!"

Winner will be drawn at 5 PM on Wednesday 1-2-2002

Name ________________________________Phone__________________
Last weeks winner - Fred - Allen’s Super Store
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"A word to the wise is unnecessary." La Rouchefoucauld
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I think a lot of trouble with the new cars is the bucket seats.
Not everyone has the same size bucket.
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A turtle without a shell: Is he naked or homeless?
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"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." Plato
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When someone is relating an important event that happened to them,
don't try to top them with a story of your own. Let them have the stage.
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BEST LINKS OF THE WEEK &
FUN STUFF TO DO ON NEW YEAR’S DAY
TIME 2001: Best and Worst http://www.time.com/time/bestworst2001
Animated actors dominated the box office, Barry Bonds hit 73 home runs and "It" turned out to be a scooter. TIME picks the best and worst of 2001.
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CNN 2001: Year in Review www.cnn.com/SPECIALS2001/yir/

The events of one terrible day cleaved 2001 into two distinct eras. The eight months prior to September 11 now seem like a distant dream. This CNN site lists 2001's top stories.

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TIME 2001 Year in Pictures www.time.com/time/yip2001/

The World Trade Center and Pentagon tragedies produced astonishing twin images of heroism and destruction, capping a year full of photos that were truly unforgettable. From Time Magazine.

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How Christmas Works: www.howstuffworks.com/christmas.htm

The word Christmas comes from the words Cristes maesse, or "Christ's Mass." Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus for members of the Christian religion. Most historians peg the first celebration of Christmas to Rome in 336 A.D. This site from HowStuffWorks details how Christmas works and offers a complete guide to Christmas traditions.

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National Address Server: www.cedar.buffalo.edu/adserve.html

Given a valid U.S. postal address, this site attempts to rewrite the address in the proper format along with the ZIP+4 code. If it is successful, you can retrieve a Postscript or a GIF file of the address for printing, with a barcode! You can also view a street map of the address, from 2 different Internet map sites (MapBlast and MapQuest).

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Proverbs 10:17 He who heeds discipline shows the way to life,
but whoever ignores correction leads others astray.
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"There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still."
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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"It is never too late to be what you might have been." George Eliot

Allen’s Super Store at Cedar and Montana now has a STARBAND satellite internet system in operation in the store. Come in and try it out! How fast is the internet? Well it just got faster. With an installer licensed by the F.C.C. and certified by Starband your home or small business can have broadband internet wherever you are. GoodBy slow phone line connection! Super fast and always on. Network more than one computer to the system. FANTASTIC for small business and home internet use.

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Thanks. May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.

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