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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 1-21-02
BAD JOKE MONDAY
Sign in a fitness facility: Four bicycles, no weighting.
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I never remember
names, but I always forget faces. Huh?
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
"The reward for conformity was that everyone liked
you except yourself."
Rita Mae Brown
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Last weeks
Frontier Pies Winner - Mike Murray L & C County Comm.
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They Really Said It!
Headlines without Editors
* Grandmother of eight makes
hole in one
* Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
* Milk drinkers are turning to powder
* Safety experts say school bus passengers should be
belted
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Lack of Appropriate
Grammar Confuses the Issue:
* Squad helps dog bite victim
* Dealers will hear car talk at noon
* Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
* Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout
counter
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I work
in whatever medium likes me at the moment. Marc Chagall
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COLE'S LAW: Thinly
sliced cabbage
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Help Keep the Kitchen
Clean - Eat Out
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The walls we build
around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
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a man who speaks in haste?
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Our best successes
often come after our greatest disappointments. Beecher
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The person who goes
farthest is generally the one who is willing
to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from
shore.
Dale Carnegie
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In everyone's life,
at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst
into flame by an encounter with another human being. We
should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the
inner spirit. Albert Schweitzer
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Great spirits have
always encountered violent opposition
from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
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Oxymoron - Main
Entry: ox·y·mo·ron - Pron: äk-si-'mOr-"än,
-'mor- Function: noun. A combination of contradictory or
incongruous words. Such as... Childproof - Now, then -
Taped live - Clearly misunderstood - Extinct Life -
Terribly pleased -Tight slacks - Pretty ugly.
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Art is contemplation.
The pleasure of mind which searches into nature and which
there divines the spirit of which nature herself is
animated.
Auguste Rodin
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You have power over
your mind - not outside events.
Realize this, and you will find strength. Marcus
Aurelius
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HELENA BIZ
N’ FUN
In last weeks FortuneFax we said: And how about The Last Chance Gulch Prospectors? Looked like they were in the mining
business.
Terry Bass E-mailed ... "The building I manage is
the big one in front of the Pit!!. Hope it gets finished
this week ... actually I have the Coast Guard on standby
with jackets and a raft?? LOL Terry Bass." Thanks
Terry! The crews are
making progress. Great Job! Congratulations to the City
Commission on their new comission appointee, Thomas
Pouliot. The city is
ready for action. Holiday Inn Downtown did a great job
hosting AARP Montana this week. Thanks Kevin, Terry and company. Great Job! And the dinner was
exceptional! Huzzah
to The Windbag for their Razzberry/Chocolate whatever
they call it.
Fantastic! Have you tried the great coffee house next to Burdick’s Locksmith Service on Last Chance Gulch? What a great
addition to the community. WayToGo. Allen’s Super Store has a
StarBand satellite internet system and invite anyone curious about
wireless internet to stop by and try it out. It
is FAST!
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The law
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. Mohanda Gandhi
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