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HELENA BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 1-7-02
BAD JOKE MONDAY
How to become immortal: Read this tomorrow and follow its advice.
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Rehab is for quitters.
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.
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There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
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Those that make the best use of their time have none to spare. T. Fuller
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Shouting to make your kids obey is like using the horn to
steer your car, and you get about the same results!
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Can you e-mail the White House at DubyaDubyaDubya.white-house.gov
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AARP REPORTS ON IDENTITY THEFT

Identity theft, stealing another person's information and using it fraudulently has exploded in recent years. Common sense precautions can go a long way toward thwarting would be thieves, according to this report from AARP. http://www.mygeneration.org/departments/2002/business/0110_a.html

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Proverbs 30:33 For as churning the milk produces butter, and as
twisting the nose produces blood, so stirring up anger produces strife."
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How come we choose from just two people to run for president
and have 50 running for Miss America?
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Snowmen fall from Heaven, unassembled.
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The past cannot be changed. The future is still in your power. Hugh White
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Victory belongs to the most persevering. Napoleon Bonaparte
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HELENA BIZ N’ FUN

Montana City man markets to the world! Using a combination of unique advertising programs and the internet, Terry Kramer sells his famous "pod" to hunters world wide. Access to his Internet market skyrocketed with installation of his new STARBAND satellite internet system. His company Kramer Designs Corporation located just off I-15 south of Montana City markets the SnipePod which adapts to any shooting situation. See it in action at www.snipepod.com. * CONGRATULATIONS TO DICK & BELVA! The spacious new office of Rocky Mountain Trade Corridor and Tizer Lake Gardens is located amid the pristine meadows of the Tizer Lake area, just moments off I-15. The Rocky Mountain Trade Corridor touches a myriad of businesses through its new DirecWay High Speed Satellite Internet system. These new international business entrepreneurs uplink direct to the satellite and use the broadband internet for their businesses in many locations throughout SouthWest Montana. Doctors access needed medical files, accountants transfer documents, attorneys reach out to clients nationwide with high speed, broadband internet, from their homes in the rural areas. The convenience of running a business from a home located far from the city in a secluded mountain retreat has great appeal to many business people and the wireless internet systems make it possible. * CONGRATULATIONS to Myrna Loy Center for their super turn-around-act. Putting the Myrna Loy back on top has been a fantastic challenge and 2001 turned into a great year for the Helena institution. Cheers too, for GrandStreet Theater for another in a long succession of successful years. Providing great entertainment as well as wonderful training for so many young people has made GST a success for many years. WayToGoGrandStreet! * Can it be? AUTO CONCEPTS has completed four successful years in the auto enhancement business. From their center a block off N. Montana on Cooke street they tint windows, detail vehicles, do signs and custom graphics and carry a great line of stereos and other accessories. Want a first look at the new XMRadio? They have it in stock and available for demo. This satellite radio network is the first to carry you from coast to coast without changing channels. Read about it on the internet and hear this new radio wonder at Auto Concepts. * AARP Montana announces membership has reached 136,175 members in Montana. At the new state office headquarters at 1325 Euclid four full time staff are available to assist members from throughout the state. Call 441-2277 if you have questions. AARP founder Ethel Percy Andrus put it this way. "We learn the inner secret of happiness when we learn to direct our inner drives to something outside ourselves." Service to others is what AARP is all about.

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect
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Allen’s Super Store at Cedar and Montana now has a STARBAND satellite internet system in operation in the store. Come in and try it out! How fast is the internet? Well it just got faster. With an installer licensed by the F.C.C. and certified by Starband your home or small business can have broadband internet wherever you are. GoodBy slow phone line connection! Super fast and always on. Network more than one computer to the system. FANTASTIC for small business and home internet use.

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Thanks. May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.

©.Partners of Success 2001. All rights reserved.

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