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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 3-4-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Patient: "Doc, I
can hear all kinds of animals talk in my head."
Doctor: "Don't worry - you are just having Disney
spells."
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Nobody believes the official
spokesman
but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
Art at its most significant
is a Distant Early Warning System that can
always be relied on to tell the old culture what is
beginning to happen to it.
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People want the front
of the bus,
the back of the church, and the center of attention.
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Great buys this week
on Harley, Honda and Suzuki Trikes
at H & H Trikes
Inc. in Helena. See’m at; www.trikeit.com
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Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws
trying to enforce 10 commandments
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Watch for The Last
Chance Barbershop Chorus and their
fantastic year 2002 production. It’s coming March
23rd!
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If I can be of any
help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
Unknown
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Beware all
enterprises that require new clothes. Henry
David Thoreau
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People are
always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I
don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in
this world are the people who get up and look for the
circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them,
make them. George Bernard Shaw
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When nothing is sure,
everything is possible. Margaret Drabble
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BRAIN TEASER: Can YOU solve it? 10, 4, 3, 11, 15...
What number is next? a) 14 - b) 1 - c) 17 - d) 12
GIVE UP? See the "brain teaser solution" below!
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Proverbs 12:20 There
is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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The most important
thing a father can do for his children
is to love their mother. Theodore Hesburgh
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Cof fee = Shorthand
for Coffe break
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How does a shelf
salesman keep his store from looking empty?
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SAY THANKS TO A SNOW
PLOW DRIVER!
GREAT JOB, state, county and city road crews! Once again
you got us through with a minimum number of fender
benders. WayToGo
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The human race is
faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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My wife really likes
to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.
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Dean Morris with
Rocky Mountain Towing of Lincoln is the latest Montana
entrepreneur to go on line with the DirecyWay satellite
internet system from 3 Rivers DBS in Fairfield. WayToGo
Dean
See the DirecWay internet system
in operation at your local 3 Rivers DBS office.
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Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
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If you add
together all the numbers on a roulette wheel (1 to 36),
the total is the number 666.
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THIS WEEKS QUOTES OF
THE FAMOUS (and not so)
"Success
is the ability to go from failure to failure
without losing your enthusiasm." Sir
Winston Spencer Churchill
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On a
billboard ad for a safe company:
"If your stuff is stolen, it's not our vault."
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On a
Secretary's Desk:
"Lack of planning on your part,
does not constitute an emergency on my part."
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In the
window of a Travel Agency: "Please go away."
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Live as
if your were to die tomorrow.
Learn as if you were to live forever.
Mahatma Gandhi
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"Nobody
really cares if you're miserable,
so you might as well be happy." Cynthia
Nelms
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"Winter
must be cold for those with no warm memories." Terry
McKay
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"The
greatest challenge of the day is:
how to bring about a revolution of the heart." Dorothy
Day
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"If you judge people, you have no time to love
them." Mother Theresa
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The site
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of residential and business listings. Find any listed
number, name, or address. Even toll-free numbers, or
international listings. Includes area codes, zip codes,
reverse look-ups, International calling codes, and an
e-mail locator.
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Sound travels slowly.
Sometimes the things you say when your
kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their
40s.
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Illegal aliens have
always been a problem in the United States. Ask any
Indian. Robert Orben
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It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor
failure is ever final.
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I long to accomplish
a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty
to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and
noble. Helen Keller
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Brain Teaser Answer:
14.
When spelled out, each number in the series is longer
than the previous number by one letter.
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Have a fantastic
week everybody!
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