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HELENA BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 4-1-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
I finally quit smoking by using the patch.
I put six of them over my mouth. Wendy Liebman
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stop laughing.
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Give your clients your enthusiastic best.
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An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind. Mohandas Gandhi
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IN MEMORY OF UNCLE MILTIE (Who died last week.)
"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important
part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their
problems. A good laugh is better than anything."
Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)
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The take-over of the flower company was well orchidstrated.
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BUTTON WORN BY CHECK OUT LADY
Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
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A member of the high school science club learned hypnosis, and wanted to share his new skill with his friends, so he taught another member, and she taught another, and so on. This became know as "trancing geek to geek."
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OWIM (Oh well it’s Monday)
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup
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THIS WEEKS NUTRITION ADVICE

* The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.
* On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart
attacks than the British or Americans.
* The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than
the British or Americans.
* The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer
heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like.
It's speaking English that kills you
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If Puxaturkey Phil sees his shadow on Thanksgiving Day, will
"It's A Wonderful Life" play continuously on TV for six full weeks
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Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk
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What would men be without women? Scarce, mighty scarce. Mark Twain
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire
all schools of art. Oscar Wilde (Right Stan Howe?)
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Be sincere; be brief; be seated. Franklin D. Roosevelt
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BRAIN TEASER: Can YOU solve it?
Pronounced as one letter, and written with three,
Two letters there are, and two only in me:
I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue and gray,
I'm read from both ends and the same either way.

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Proverbs 3:3 Let love and faithfulness never leave you;
bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart
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Stick to the basics, hold on to your family and friends
they will never go out of fashion. Niki Taylor
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http://www.earthsky.com
This is the companion site to the Earth & Sky radio show. Features include a summary of today's show, a daily chart of celestial events & Tonight's Sky.
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Brain Teaser Answer: "EYE"
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Talk is cheap. That's why so many people do so much of it.
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill
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Diabetes is an epidemic in the United States,
with 800,000 new cases turning up every year
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"Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching." Unknown
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What if your mother really IS right, about everything?
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Some are born to greatness, others have greatness thrust
upon them. Most of us just read about it.
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"They are able because they think they are able." Vergil (70-19 B.C.)
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If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants.
Sir Isaac Newton
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Companies are not charitable enterprises: They hire workers to make profits.
In the United States, this logic still works. In Europe, it hardly ever does.
Paul A. Samuelson
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