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HELENA BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 4-29-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Staff infection: When the whole office catches Spring fever.
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
"Individual commitment to a group effort, makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work." Vince Lombardi, football coach

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NO FortuneFax THE PAST TWO WEEKS!

Sorry. Your editor suffered severe injuries to his thigh and hip in a
fall on April 11th and spent the last two weeks recovering from
surgery at St. Peters Hospital.
Our special thanks to the Lincoln Volunteers Chris, Emily, Bob & Carole who responded with the Lincoln ambulance and braved the Flesher Pass Road to get me to St. Petes. Your professionalism, kindness and compassion will not be forgotten. How fortunate we are to have dedicated volunteers to rescue us when we are in need of professional medical service. WayToGo Lincoln Volunteers! Thanks too, to Rollie Fisher for help at the scene and for visiting at St. Petes. And Thanks to the many FortuneFax readers who sent cards and letters. They were much appreciated. And special THANKS to a great orthopedic surgeon,
Dr. David Heetderks, and his fantastic surgical team
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I didn’t know that St. Petes had a Transitional Care Unit until Monday the 15th when the Physical Therapists, Occupational Therapists, RN’s, LPN’s, CNA’s & homemaking teams all pooled their talents to prepare me for take off. You folks are the greatest.
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Nobody stands taller than those willing to stand corrected.
William Safire

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If you could dream up a brand-new color,
would it be a pigment of your imagination?
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Under pressure, eggs crack and coal turns into diamonds.
The same can be said for people.

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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Stress is caused by saying "no problem" when we mean, "no chance."
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Man does not live by bread alone, sometimes he wants a coke.
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Hard work is its own reward, but wouldn't you rather have the money?
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When I was young, my mom often told me, "Son, when you’re
older you will be able to marry any girl you please."
Now that I’m older, I can't please any girls.
Sir Lawrence
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If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will avoid a hundred days of sorrow.
Tibetan proverb
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and
adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government
what they want and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm

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Proverbs 15:30 A cheerful look brings joy to the heart,
and good news gives health to the bones.

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When you arrive at your job in the morning, let the first
thing you say brighten everyone's day.
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