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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 4-8-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
What did the mama
buffalo say to the little buffalo
when he went off to college? "Bison."
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
One that would have the
fruit must climb the tree.
Thomas Fuller
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We cannot all do great
things, but we can do small things with great love. Mother Teresa
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Programming today is
a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe
trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the
Universe is winning. Rich Cook
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AT THE
OFFICE
* The new
employee is so bright the boss calls him son.
* A cold passed freely between officemates: Unchained
Malady.
* I'm on the corporate weight loss program. I'm
downsizing
& You
can't please everyone at the same time.
But it is possible to make 'em all mad at the same time.
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I like the dreams of the
future better than the history of the past.
Thomas Jefferson
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OWIM (Oh well
it’s Monday)
Don't worry about tomorrow. Today will probably do you
in.
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If you are patient in
one moment of anger,
you will avoid a hundred days of sorrow. Tibetan
proverb
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My Mother Taught Me ...
RELIGION - You better pray that will come out of the
carpet.
LOGIC - Because I said so, that's why.
STAMINA - You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is
finished.
WEATHER - It looks as if a tornado swept through your
room.
JUSTICE - One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn
out just like you!
(Thanks
Phyllis & John)
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One of the penalties for
refusing to participate in politics
is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. Plato
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Blessed are the
cheesemakers for they shall get their whey.
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Formal dinner party
at the boss' house: A stress up party.
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YOU KNOW IT’S SPRING ...
When the green woods
laugh with the voice of joy,
And the dimpling stream runs laughing by;
When the air does laugh with our merry wit,
And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
Lord Byron
AND WHEN YOU SEE
The Old Farmers' Almanac Weather http://www.farmersalmanac.com/weather/weather.html
FA is best known for long-range forecasts based on its
185 year-old secret formula. Click on an interactive map
for a two-month regional forecast
For example here's
what they are saying about us for April!
North Central States including Montana
1st-3rd. Mostly fair skies.
4th-7th. Pleasant
weather at first, then showers over Rockies, Plains, then
clearing.
8th-11th. Sunny skies
initially; stormy weather arrives from West over Colorado
and Plains.
12th-15th. Clear skies.
16th-19th. Pleasant
weather, then turning unsettled, with showers for most
sections, especially Kansas.
20th-23rd. Mostly fair
skies.
24th-27th. Stormy Rocky
Mountain States, points east.
28th-30th. A spell of
pleasant weather.
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Proverbs 3:3 Let love
and faithfulness never leave you;
bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of
your heart
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PRESIDENTIAL QUOTE OF
THE WEEK
"Our strength lies in
spiritual concepts. It lies in public sensitiveness to
evil. Our greatest danger is not from invasion by foreign
armies. Our dangers are that we may commit suicide from
within by complaisance with evil, or by public tolerance
of scandalous behavior." Herbert Hoover,
31st President
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practical tips and suggestions.
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