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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 5-27-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Marathon runners
with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
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THE BIGGEST LIE IN
AMERICA:
"The game's almost over, honey, I'll be
there in a minute."
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
Seek opportunity, not security.
A boat in a harbor is safe, but in time its bottom will
rot out.
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REMEMBER THE
VETERANS ON
MEMORIAL DAY, MAY 30TH.
Helena Area Veterans
have several Memorial Day services
planned for May 30th,
the nations traditional Memorial Day.
Check the Independent Record for times and places.
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"Name the
greatest of all inventors ... Accident." Mark
Twain
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A diet can be a weigh
of life.
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NORTHWESTERN ENERGY
In their current
newsletter, Northwestern Energy has these web sites that
might be helpful. www.northwestern.com for their home page instead
of our old contact www.mtpower.com. And go to www.tamerica.com
for Touch America, the successor to Montana Power.
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Acupuncture is a jab
well done.
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"Wise men don't
need advise. Fools don't take it." Benjamin
Franklin
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MYTH: A female moth.
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"My parents
couldn’t sit at the Woolworth counter,
but they believed I could be president." Condolezza
Rice
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Some cause happiness
wherever they go; others whenever they go
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"Victory goes to
the player who makes the next-to-last mistake."
Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
(1887-1956)
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OWIM (Oh Well
It’s Monday)
A lot of money is
tainted. It tain't yours and it tain't mine.
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Proverbs 24:6
For waging war you
need guidance, and for victory many advisers.
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SUNDAY SCHOOL
QUESTION
Teacher: What does
the Bible mean?
Student: "That's easy, 'Basic Information
Before Leaving Earth.'"
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REMEMBERING
SLAMMIN’ SAMMY SNEAD
"Where I
come from, the valleys are so narrow,
dogs have to wag their tails up and down." Sam
Snead
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At what age do you go
from being disrespectful to your elders, to
being someone who thinks "the young people today
show no respect"?
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Like tacks, we can go
no further than our heads will let us.
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In matters of style,
swim with the current,
in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
Thomas Jefferson
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Excellence is not a
skill. It is an attitude.
Ralph Marston
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It's hard enough to write
a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy,
and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy.
Which is what life is.
Jack Lemmon
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