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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 5-6-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
She flunked beauty
school, but they let her take a make-up exam.
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INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain -
and most do."
Dale Carnegie (1888-1955) Teacher, Writer
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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR’S DAUGHTER
Hi Mom, now I really feel like I’m in the Sandwich
Generation.
I have kids who are very hip,
but broke and a
father who broke his
hip!
Way cool Janis, way cool. Ed.
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I'm such an awful
gardener that they have a wanted poster of me at
Chadwick’s Landscape Nursery.
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GOLFER:
I’ve played so poorly all day I think I’m going
to drown myself in the lake!
CADDY:
I don’t think you could keep your head down that
long!
(Thanks Viv N' Dave)
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Opportunities are
usually disguised as hard work,
so most people don't recognize them. Ann
Landers
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Have regular hours for
work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant,
and prove that you understand the worth of time by
employing it well. Then youth will be delightful, old age
will bring few regrets, and life will become a beautiful
success. Louisa
May Alcott
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I do not seek. I find. Pablo Picasso
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Happiness comes
through doors you didn’t even know you left open!
Measure people by the size of their hearts, not the size
of their bank accounts.
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OWIM (Oh well it’s Monday)
Education gets you the only important thing in life.
An assigned parking space.
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Living on earth is expensive, but it does include
a trip around the sun every year! (Thanks Viv
N’ Dave)
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If you wanted people to eat something would you name it
succotash?
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WRITER QUOTES
You know a blank wall is
an apalling thing to look at. The wall of a museum - a
canvas - a piece of film - or someone sitting in front of
a typewriter.
Then, you start out to do something - that vague thing
called creation.
The beginning strikes awe within you. Edward Steichen
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Of all the arts in which
the wise excel,
nature's chief masterpiece is writing well. Andre Breton
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Entrepreneurs are those
who understand that there is little difference between
obstacle and opportunity
and are able to turn both to their advantage
Niccolo
Machiavelli
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Formula for success:
Rise early, work hard, strike oil. J. Paul
Getty
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Proverbs 10:4
Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring
wealth.
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