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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 7-29-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
He: You're gonna be
really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
She: Make up your mind! Which one is it gonna be?
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Marriages are made in
heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
You are not here
merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable
the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a
finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to
enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you
forget the errand. Woodrow Wilson 28th US
President.
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WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
Not all of us have to
possess earthshaking talent.
Just common sense and love will do. Myrtle Auvil
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Living with a saint is more grueling than being one. Robert
Neville
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An original writer is not
one who imitates nobody,
but one whom nobody can imitate. De Chateaubriand
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There is no king who has not had a slave among his
ancestors,
and no slave who has not had a king among his. Helen
Keller
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A committee is a cul-de-sac
down which ideas are lured
and then quietly strangled. Sir Barnett Cocks
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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the
effort.
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Remember that a sucessful
marriage depends on two things:
(1)Finding the right person (2)Being the right person
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88% of kindergarten
students got this one within 5 minutes,
while only 17% of Stanford seniors did. See how you do!
What is greater than God
More evil than Satan
Poor people have it
Rich people need it
If you eat it you will die
(OK, OK, If you have to
have it the answer is at the bottom)
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What soap is to the body,
laughter is to the soul. Yiddish Proverb
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How do they get the deer to
cross at that yellow road sign?
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Bible Riddles -- Noah!!
What did Noah say as he
was loading the Ark? "Now I herd everything"
What animal could Noah not trust? The cheetah
What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?
Flood lights
Who introduced salted meat to the Navy? Noah he
took Ham on the ark
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark? Noah was
sitting on the deck
Was Noah the first one out of the Ark? No, he came
fourth out of the ark
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Gardening requires a lot of
water - most of it in the form of perspiration
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Give some people an inch and they think they're a ruler.
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Link of the Week:
Your Genes
Your Health http://vector.cshl.org/ygyh/index.html
Site multimedia guide to
genetic, inherited disorders. This resources attempts to
answer questions such as: how is it inherited, what
causes it, how is it treated, how is it diagnosed and
what is it like to have it.
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If one does not know to
which port one is sailing,
no wind is favorable. Seneca
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
sitting?
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Proverbs 15:30 A cheerful
look brings joy to the heart,
and good news gives health to the bones.
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Answer
is: "Nothing
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