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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 8-05-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
THINK --it gives you
something to do while the computer is down.
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All I want is the chance to
prove money can't buy happiness.
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There’s one
thing about baldness ... it’s neat.
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"October is one
of the most dangerous months to speculate in stocks.
Others are November, December, January, February, March,
April,
May, June, July, August, and September. Mark
Twain
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WHAT THEY’RE
SAYING
"Beware of
little expenses. A small leak will sink a great
ship."
Benjamin Franklin
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"I don't make jokes.
I just watch the politicians and report the facts." Will
Rogers
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"Annual income,
twenty pounds; annual expenditure, nineteen pounds;
result, happiness. Annual income, twenty pounds; annual
expenditure,
twenty-one pounds; result, misery." Charles
Dickens
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A closed mouth
catches no feet!
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A confident manner is important: Computers can sense
this!
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A penny saved is a Congressional oversight...
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If evolution is true, how come mothers still have only
two hands?
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Live your life as an exclamation, not an explanation.
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Honing Your
Presentation Skills
"It Ain't What You say, It's the Way You Say
It!"
The Four P's for Peak Performance.
As you make your
presentation, every time you have a new idea, you must:
1) Raise or lower your pitch.
2) Change your pace. Speak faster or slower.
3) Pause before or after the word you are highlighting.
4) Project your voice with tone and clarity.
Thanks to speaking coach Betty Cooper!
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"I believe in
dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures."
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OWIM (Oh Well
It’s Monday)
My girlfriend takes
advantage of me.
I asked her out and she asked if she could bring a date.
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"I picked up a
Magic 8-Ball the other day and it said
'Outlook not so good.'
I said, 'Sure, but Microsoft still ships it.'"
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"The greatest
discovery of any generation is that human beings can
alter their lives by altering the attitudes of their
minds." Albert Schweitzer
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James 3:18
"Peacemakers who sow in peace
raise a harvest of righteousness."
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Lettin' the cat outta
the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
Will Rogers
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POWER
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Percales said "The
thinking human being, not able to express himself, stands
at the same level as those who cannot think."
When you take charge
of your voice, you
move from wishing and wanting to learning and doing.
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If you can read this
message, you are more blessed
than over two billion people in the world that cannot
read anything at all.
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"Give a man a
fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach him to use the Internet and he won't bother you for
weeks."
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