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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 9-9-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
"Dad, will
you help me with my homework?"
"I'm sorry," replied the father. "It
wouldn't be right."
"Well, " said the boy, "at least you could
try."
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
"Throughout
history, it has been the inaction of those who could have
acted; the indifference of those who should have known
better;
the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered
most;
that has made it possible for evil to triumph." Haile
Selassie
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It's easy to
identify people who can't count to ten. They
are in front of you in the express lane at the
supermarket.
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"He who angers you conquers you." Elizabeth
Kenny
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Why should
I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am
not.
Why should I fear that which cannot exist when I do? Epicurus
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OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS!
It takes about sixty
three feet of wire to make a SLINKY®.
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The surface
speed record on the moon is 10.56 miles per hour.
It was set in a lunar rover.
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"Blonde" is the word for a FEMALE with yellow
hair,
but "blond" is the word for MALES with the same
color hair.
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A TIP OF THE
HAT TO THE HIGHWAY CREWS!
The I-15/Cedar Avenue
area is looking great.
N. Main is coming on strong
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Is a deaf
fisherman hard of herring?
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"The
world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the
people who are evil, but because of the people who don't
do anything about it." Einstein
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Our legal
department is proud.
No other department has a size of paper named after them.
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NEGOTIATION! IN SALES AND
IN LIFE
Be Prepared
This is not just the motto of
the Boy Scouts. Preparation is the
single most important element in successful negotiations.
In
negotiations, information is power. The more relevant
information
you have, the better your position is. Preparation for
your
negotiations can not be overdone. Allow yourself adequate
time to
prepare prior entering any negotiation.
Understand the
Needs of Your "Adversary"
Your
"adversary" in this context is the other party
in the
negotiation. Your relationship with this party may not
normally
be described as adversarial, but for the purposes of this
discussion we will view the negotiation as an adversarial
relationship. By Tony L. Callahan
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WHY WE LIVE IN
MONTANA
* Freeway congestion is
getting so bad,
you can change a tire without losing your place in line.
* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are
just as many people
trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.
* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on
the highway and go wherever the other cars take you.
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WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
It is
easy enough to be friendly to one's friends. But to
befriend the one
who regards himself as your enemy is the quintessence of
true religion. The other is mere business. Mohandas
K. Gandhi (1869-1948)
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Many live
in the ivory tower called reality; they never venture on
the open
sea of thought. Francois Gautier,
journalist (1950- )
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The higher
we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche,
philosopher (1844-1900)
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FortuneFax Links of the Week:
Lewis and
Clark Bicentennial
http://www.time.com/time/2002/lewis_clark/
Time Magazine presents a
special feature on the Corps of Discovery led by Lewis
and Clark. At a time when the U.S. again faces great
unknowns, their daring journey con tinues to offer
lessons for America.
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Proverbs 23:23 Buy the
truth and do not sell it;
get wisdom, discipline and understanding
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
Did you hear about the
guy who blamed arithmetic
for his divorce. His wife put two and two together.
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