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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 9-1-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
The coffee break
has become an American tradition.
It's like the siesta in Mexico -
except the siesta doesn't leave ring stains on your desk.
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
My motto was to
keep swinging.
In a slump, feeling badly or having trouble off the
field,
the only thing to do was to keep swinging. Hank
Aaron
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MORE WEST NILE VIRUS IN MONTANA
Here is where to
get the latest info from the Center For Disease
Controlhttp://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/index.htm
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"Men
occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them
pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing
happened." Chuchill
***
All my life
I said I wanted to be somebody... I
can see now that I should have been more specific.
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Because television can make so much money doing its
worst,
it often cannot afford to do its best. Fred
W. Friendly
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TOY DISCLAIMERS
* No
beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this
product.
* Caution: Care Bears may not actually care very much.
* Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish
glee in real life
than it does in the TV commercial
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A
professional is someone who can do his best work
when he doesn't feel like it.
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WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
The great thing
and the hard thing is to stick to things when you
have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the
second, which
comes with a sort of mastery. Janet
Erskine Stuart
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It is a
good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong,
but
it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. Euripedes
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A hero is a
man who does what he can. Roman
Rollard
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There are
no shortcuts to any place worth going. Beverly
Sills
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* What do
get when you cross a rabbit with a spider? A
hare net!
* Why did the Siamese twins go to England? So the other
one could drive!
* What do you call a cow that has had a baby?
Decalfinated!
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online books.
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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons
out of the hands of
fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
(1868-1959)
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Proverbs
15:15
"He that has a merry heart has a continual
feast"
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Most of
us miss out on life's big prizes. The Pulitzer. The
Nobel.
Oscars. Tonys. Emmys. But we're all eligible for life's
small
pleasures. A pat on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A
four-pound
bass. A full moon. A great meal. A glorious sunset. Hot
soup. Cold beer
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OWIM (Oh
Well It’s Monday)
For the first time in five years, street crime is up.
Just on one street, though... Wall Street!
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Hope sees
the invisible, feels the intangible,
and achieves the impossible. Anonymous
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Gentlemen,
why don't you laugh? With the fearful strain that is upon
me night and day, if I did not laugh, I should die. Abraham
Lincoln
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"When
someone does something good, applaud!
You will make two people happy." Samuel
Goldwyn
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Science may
never come up with a better office communications
system than the coffee break - Earl Wilson
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fantastic week everybody!
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