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HELENA
BUSINESS & ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 9-9-02
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
School boy to
teacher: "Honest, I did my homework,
but the dog pressed control-alt-delete!"
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
Don't take down
a fence until you know why it was put up.
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He who reigns
within himself and rules his passions,
desires, and fears is more than a king. John
Milton
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"A thief believes everybody steals." E.W.
Howe
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"I
always turn to the sports pages first, which records
people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but
man's failures."
Chief Justice Earl Warren
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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The key to
success? Work hard, stay focused, and marry a Kennedy.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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WHY WE LIVE IN
MONTANA
* Freeway congestion is
getting so bad,
you can change a tire without losing your place in line.
* Traffic is always heavy in both directions. There are
just as many people
trying to get to whatever you're trying to get away from.
* It's useless to print roadmaps anymore. You just get on
the highway and go wherever the other cars take you.
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A Sunday School student
recited, "Genesis, Exodus, Lexus..."
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Q. Did you hear the
joke they're not telling to dummies?
A .
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WHAT
THEY’RE SAYING ABOUT GOLF
* I like Bob Hope's answer when
someone asks "How's your golf game?"
He says, "If it was a boxing match they'd stop
it."
* There are a lot of golfers at this banquet. I handed
one guy the cream and sugar and he corrected my grip.
* But I really knew he was a golfer when he took three
lumps of sugar and
wrote down two.
* This guy can do more damage on a golf course than
lightning.
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FortuneFax Links of the Week: National Obituary Archive
http://www.arrangeonline.com/ This site offers a repository of
obituaries and death records with more than 56 million
individual entries on file. Visitors may search the
archive freely to learn about the deaths of friends or
family or to explore relationships when building family
trees or doing genealogical research.
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Driving Tip For When You
Are Tired:
"Put a $100 bill in your left hand and hold it
out the window,
that will keep you awake."
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Proverbs 3:25
Have no fear of sudden disaster
or of the ruin that overtakes the wicked.
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Nothing will ever be
attempted, if all possible objections
must first be overcome. Samuel Johnson
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Kindness is the language
which the deaf can hear
and the blind can see. Mark Twain
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A day dawns, quite like
other days; in it, a single hour comes, quite like other
hours; but in that day and in that hour the chance of a
lifetime faces us.
Maltbie Babcock
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If you have not often felt
the joy of doing a kind act, you have
neglected much, and most of all yourself. A. Neilen
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s
Monday)
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog
will give you this look that says, "WOW!, you're
right! I never would've thought of that!" D.
Barry
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If you want others to be
happy, practice compassion.
If you want to be happy, practice compassion. -Dalai Lama
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