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Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 10-27-03
Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"
Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom? A: She flies off the handle.
Q: Why do demons hang out with ghouls?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
Q: Why wasn't the vampire working? A: He was on his coffin break.
Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

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Instructions For Life
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
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Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A: A dead ringer.
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Last Leaf To Fall
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Most people don't make the same mistake twice, they make it three or four times.
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Any bad habit is easier than the corresponding good habit.
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Problems that go away by themselves usually come back by themselves.
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A pessimist mourns the future.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us,
we would all be millionaires. Dear Abby
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Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Mark Twain,
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Little Johnny: Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?
Teacher: No Johnny, it doesn't, but it should.
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Sign at Humane Society with lots of cats:
Laptops Available. Mouse not included.
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Donate
Over Two Hundred Dollars To A Federal Campaign?
By Zip Code Are Listed Here http://www.melissadata.com/Lookups/fec.asp
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Are found here - http://www.melissadata.com/Lookups/np.asp
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Tips on advertising are here - http://www.melissadata.com/tips/copywriting.htm
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We could handle life's stress if we could find the handles.
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"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. Mark Twain
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Anger warms the Invention, but overheats the Oven. Benjamin Franklin
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Secrets are what we tell everybody else not to tell anybody.
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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Q: When do ghosts usually appear? A: Just before someone screams.
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Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: "How do you boo, sir? How do you boo?"
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Q: What did the policeman say when a black widow spider ran down his back?
A: "You're under a vest!"
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Q: Which story do all little witches love to hear at bedtime?
A: "Ghoul Deluxe and the Three Scares."
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
To say "hello" in Sri Lanka, a person must
place their palms together under the chin and bow slightly
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Doctors take the Hippocratic oath. Nurses take the Florence Nightingale Pledge
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Fortune Cookies
Be the first to forgive.
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Life isn't fair but neither is death.
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Proverbs 15:4 The tongue that brings healing is a tree of life,
but a deceitful tongue crushes the spirit.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Q: When is it bad luck to see a black cat? A: When you're a mouse.
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Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A: A holy terror.
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Q: How do mummies hide? A: They wear masking tape.
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Q: Why don't skeletons like parties? A: They have no body to dance with.
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Q: What instrument does a skeleton play? A: A trombone.

Your Business Here We build Your web page. We host Your web page.
We advertise Your web page. 495-9554 * Fortune@mtsky.com
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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