Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 11-24-03 Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
Football was invented by a group of women,
as a way to keep their husbands out of the kitchen on Thanksgiving Day!
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You have the midas touch. Everything you touch turns into a muffler.
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Instructions For Life
Do something for somebody every day for which you do not get paid. Schweitzer
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
This week's winners Ron & Lorna Davisson - Wildlife Woodcarving
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Montana Road Report
Everything you ever wanted to know about Montana Winter Roads.
Great Job MDOT!
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Cross Country Skis, Boots & Bindings For Sale
2 pair Men's - 2 pair Women's Used only two times while living in Norway
Now living in Orlando and don't need them. Call 439-4217.
See These Skis At Capital Sports & Western
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Thoughts While Shoveling Snow
Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Commit yourself to a dream. Nobody who tries to do something great but fails is a total failure. They can rest assured that they succeeded in life's most important battle.
Defeating the fear of trying. Robert H. Schuller
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Do not go where the path may lead, go
instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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BUSINESS HELP ONLINE
nfib.com - sbaonline.gov - morebusiness.com - isbc.com
selfemployed.nase.org - score.org - amcity.com
sbaonline.sba.gov.regions/states/mt
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Everything you ever wanted to know about Lewis and Clark County
http://www.co.lewis-clark.mt.us/
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Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love are children.
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It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like
something you've earned.
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Happiness is the state of minimum regret.
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There is no heavier burden than great potential. Linus (Peanuts)
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect
everything, the young know everything. Oscar Wilde
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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America's Most Literate Cities at: http://www.uww.edu/cities/
This study by the University of Wisconsin, complied in summer 2003, pieces together a literacy profile of America's 64 largest cities, drawing from U.S. Census data, newspaper circulation rates, library resources, publishers and other public documents.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Down-to-earth Wit and Wisdom from Albert Einstein
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Many of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture,
let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.
And I'm not sure about the universe.
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Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
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We can't solve problems
by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them.
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American Fact Finder at: http://factfinder.census.gov/
This U.S. Census Bureau site is designed to make finding census information easier.
Included are community profiles, reference maps, and population and housing facts.
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Save A Buck With This Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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Bumper Ticklers:
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
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Sure you can trust the government! Just ask any Native American!
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Taxation WITH representation Ain't so hot, either
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Football is like life--it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work,
sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. Vince Lombardi
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
If you are getting run out of town run to the front of the
crowd. Make it look like you're leading a parade.
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Have you ever thought that life is a car wash, and you're on a bike?
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We create your web page * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
In 1910 Arthur Knight of New York patented the first steel shafted golf club.
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Proverbs 12:20 There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to
build and nobody wants to do maintenance. Kurt Vonnegut
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You can stand tall without standing on someone.
You can be a victor without having victims.
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Your Business Here We build Your web page. We host Your web page.
We advertise Your web page. 495-9554 * Fortune@mtsky.com
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail please copy and paste them into the address line of your internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter, but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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