Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 12-1-03 Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more
comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
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The NewAge street corner sign: "I will work for big bucks."
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Instructions For Life
Write your favorite author a note of appreciation.
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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Cross Country Skis, Boots & Bindings For Sale
2 pair Men's - 2 pair Women's Used only two times while living in Norway
Now living in Orlando and don't need them. Call 439-4217.
See Them At Capital Sports & Western
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Thoughts While Laying On The Couch
Waiting For Thanksgiving Dinner To Settle
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Gandhi
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To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs,
not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind. William Hazlitt
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The highest reward for man's toil is not what he gets for it
but what he becomes by it. John Ruskin
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Time and money spent in helping men do more for themselves
is far better than mere giving. Henry Ford
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The process of scientific discovery is,
in effect, a continual flight from wonder. Einstein
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Don't confuse fame with success.
Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. Bombeck
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Don't accept unacceptable behavior.
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One night a father was helping his son with his homework.
The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?".
The boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"
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Problem Getting A Rebate?
Maybe this site can help. http://www.rebateshq.com
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Surely the finest teachers of creativity, persistence,
and unconditional love are children.
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It's hard to detect good luck; it looks so much like
something you've earned.
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Happiness is the state of minimum regret.
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There is no heavier burden than great potential. Linus (Peanuts)
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect
everything, the young know everything. Oscar Wilde
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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What Are They Studying Now? Check This Web Site
Digital History at: http://www.digitalhistory.uh.edu/
This site enhances history teaching and research, an online textbook.
Designed and developed to support the teaching of American History in K-12
schools and colleges and is supported by the Department of History and the
College of Education at the University of Houston.
Materials include a U.S. history textbook, supplemented by primary sources on slavery, Mexican and Native American history, and U.S. political, social, and legal history.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Questions heard on a Hawaiian Islands charter boat.
Does the water go all the way around the island?
How much farther until we're in the ocean?
Can you please take the boat closer to the sunset?
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The Writer's Almanac at: http://www.writersalmanac.org/
The Writer's Almanac, a daily program of poetry and history hosted by
Garrison Keillor, can be heard each day on public radio stations
throughout the country. Each day's program is about five minutes long
check your local radio listings for the station and time in your area.
An entire year of almanac entries is available at this site.
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Save A Buck With This Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
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Montana Road Report
Everything you ever wanted to know about Montana Winter Roads. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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You're only as old as you feel.......the next day.
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There are more ways to do something wrong than there are to do it correctly.
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Books On Display Side By Side In A Bookstore Window
"Conversations With God" and "How To Argue And Win Every Time"
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
You have an ambitious nature and will make a name for yourself.
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You shall soon make a long overdue personal decision.
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We create your web page * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
Hats worn by the natives of Halmahera, Indonesia, are made from
dried petals of orchids, which retain their fragrance for months.
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Proverbs 12:11 He who works his land will have abundant food,
but he who chases fantasies lacks judgment.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages...Husband's note to wife:
"Doctor's office called: Said Pabst Beer is normal."
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If procrastinators had a club, would they ever have a meeting?
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Your Business Here We build Your web page. We host Your web page.
We advertise Your web page. 495-9554 * Fortune@mtsky.com
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail please copy and paste them into the address line of your internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter, but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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