Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 12-29-03 Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Winter Storm Warning Monday AM through Tuesday Noon
8 to 16 inches in the valleys 3 feet in the mountains.
For The Latest Montana Road Report Go Here or call 511
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Bad Joke Monday
If Santa Claus had a father,
do you think there must have been a Grandfather Clause?
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To a worm, digging in the hard ground is more relaxing than going fishing.
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Instructions For Life
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will
surprise you with their ingenuity. George S. Patton, Jr
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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It is better to be roughly right than to be precisely wrong.
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$3.00 OFF - Lube - Oil - Filter AT AAA Power Lube & Wash
PLUS ... FREE Car Wash With Oil Change
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For Kids! Fun Facts and statistics about Montana
http://factfinder.census.gov/home/en/kids/funfacts/montana.html
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Thoughts While Looking For A Parking Place The Day After Christmas
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I'm as nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Lawrence
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Envy is thin because it bites, but never eats.
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Self-reverence, self-knowledge, self-control.
These three alone lead to sovereign power. Tennyson
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Judgement comes from experience,
and great judgement comes from bad experience. Robert Packwood
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Class is an aura of confidence that is being sure without being cocky.
Class has nothing to do with money. Class never runs scared.
It is self-discipline and self-knowledge. It's the sure footedness
that comes with having proved you can meet life. Ann Landers
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Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame. Alexander Pope
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U.S. Population Estimate as of Dec. 28, 2003 at 9:58 pm 292,933,048
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I come to the office each morning and stay for long hours
doing what has to be done to the best of my ability.
And when you've done the best you can you can't do any better. Harry S. Truman
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Enjoyment is not a goal,
it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity. Paul Goodman
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So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man, regardless of his birth,
his shining golden opportunity -- to every man his right to live, to work, to be himself,
to become whatever his manhood and his vision can combine to make him this,
seeker, is the promise of America. Thomas Wolfe
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Great Site of The Week: iTools at: http://www.itools.com/
Dictionary, thesaurus, and translation tools, as well as library,
geographical, financial, and Internet search functions.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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What we see depends on mainly what we look for.
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If you don't have a sense of humor, do you have any sense at all?
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We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough ?
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Identity Theft Information
Everything you want to know about identity theft courtesy of Bob Pancich
www.prepaidlegal.com/idt/rpancich
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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An archeologist is someone whose career lies in ruins.
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Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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It's kind of fun to do the impossible. Walt Disney
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It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. Jimmy Buffett
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Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth.
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
A hero is a man who does what he can.
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We create your web page * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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In 1869 chewing gum was patented in America
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Proverbs 3:27 Do not withhold good from those who deserve it,
when it is in your power to act.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
What this country needs is a bumper as durable as a bumper sticker.
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HealthFinder at: http://www.healthfinder.gov/
Developed by the Dept. of Health and Human Services. The best government
and nonprofit health and human services information on the Internet.
Links to over 1,700 health-related organizations.
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MONTANA MOTORCYCLE RIDER SAFETY 2004 TRAINING
For info on Helena classes contact MSU-Northern at 800-922-2453 (BIKE).
http://motorcycle.msun.edu/ on January 30. Registration will start February 2nd.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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