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Weekly For 1-6-03
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Relief: What a
tree does in the spring
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Actually, should the truth be known,
there are a lot of good ways to "handle" a
woman.
Unfortunately, not one man alive knows any of them.
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News report: Police begin campaign to run down
jaywalkers.
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
Time's arrow is
a one-way thing.
Memory's arrow, like the needle of a compass
spins in all directions. Russell Hoban
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If my computer performs one more illegal operation, I'm
going to report it to the authorities.
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Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and
smile for a satellite picture." Steven
Wright
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BOOKS YOU PROBABLY WON'T FIND IN THE LIBRARY
* Strategic
Defense in the Space Age by Ray Gunn
* Manned Planetary Expeditions Vol. 1: Mercury by Hugo
Furst
* The Complete Do-It-Yourself Guide to Amateur Astronomy
by I.C. Stars
* The Physics of Rotation by S. Pining
* Science Education Today by I. Noah Little
* Computers by Kent Standm
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WHAT THEY’RE SAYING
"Why shouldn't truth
be stranger than fiction? Fiction,
after all, has to make sense." Mark
Twain
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"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most
of them
pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had
happened." Winston Churchill
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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS!
Cats are the only
domestic animals that walk directly on their claws, not
on their paws. This method of walking is called
"digitigrade." When cats scratch furniture, it
isn't an act of malice. They are actually tearing off the
ragged edges of the sheaths of their talons to expose the
new sharp ones beneath.
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Catherine de Medici
was the first woman in Europe to use tobacco.
She took it in a mixture of snuff.
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Tuna swim at a steady
rate of 9 miles per hour for an indefinite period of time
and never stop moving. Estimates indicate that a
15-year-old tuna travels one million miles in its
lifetime.
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Fortune Cookie of the Day
Make God laugh, "Tell
him your plans" Ken Hall
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Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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Montana Fun & Facts Link
of the Week: Free IQ Tests
at: http://www.highiqsociety.org/noflash/home.asp
This site by the International High IQ Society,
offers seven tests that can measure different aspects of
intelligence.
Each online test is free and results are available
immediately upon completion.
If you score 126 and above you can become a member of the
society.
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FLY THE FLAG! EVERY DAY IS A VETERANS DAY
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OWIM (Oh Well
It’s Monday)
And now, a joke
for the psychics in the group...
...
(Oh calm down, it wasn't that funny!)
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Cleaning
house with the children at home
is a lot like snow blowing during a blizzard.
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I never
understood algebra. My teacher asked me,
"What's 2a plus 2b?" I said,
"ABBA." Comic Jay Moore
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Aim at the sun
and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far
higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level with
yourself. F. Hawes
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Danger and
delight grow on one stalk. -English Proverb
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QUOTE FROM THE
PRESIDENT:
"I long for peace.
But I also understand that if we do not lead the world
against terror, that our children and our grandchildren
will not grow up in a society that is as free as the
society we have today. Freedom is the precious gift that
one generation can pass to the next. It is a gift and a
promise that I intend to keep to the American
children." George W. Bush
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I am a
nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect
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Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs
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