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Weekly For 2-24-03
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
If a group of red-breasted birds is soaking up the sun,
are they baskin' robins?
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Sign on a packet of juggling balls:
"This product contains small granules under 3
millimeters.
Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in
Europe
or 8 years in the USA."
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
"We can not
always choose our path in life, but we can
choose how we will walk in it - as victims or
victors." Minnie S. Davis
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FREE! DINNER
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& I-15 - Helena, Montana
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"A
bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have
that people are are still thinking." Jerry
Sienfeld
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A "xanthochroid" is a blond-haired and
blue-eyed person with fair skin.
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THOUGHTS WHILE WAITING TO TESTIFY
AT A LEGISLATIVE HEARING
"When men are pure,
laws are useless; when men are
corrupt, laws are broken." Benjamin
Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
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We must not
let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. Thomas
Jefferson
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A national debt, if it is not excessive,
will be to us a national blessing. Alexander
Hamilton
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Education
is the best provision for old age. Aristotle
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*** SESSION STATISTICS as of 02/21/2003 ***
Introduced Bills: * 1253 Unintroduced Bills: 916 *
Total: 2169
Bills Active in the House: 471 * Bills Active in the
Senate: 423
Resolutions Adopted: 6 * Bills on Governor's Desk: 12
Bills Signed by Governor: 39
Bills Tabled in House Committee: 183
Bills Indefinitely Postponed in Senate Committee: 90
Drafts Cancelled: 340
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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS!
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The medical
term for the condition known as writers' cramp is
"chirospasm."
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The first
woman to ride in the Kentucky Derby was Diane Crump on
May 2, 1970.
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Consumers
spend more than $7 billion a year on chocolate.
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Fortune
Cookies
If you
aren't in the front of the pack, the view doesn't change
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You cannot
do a kindness too soon,
for you never know how soon it will be too late. Ralph
Waldo Emerson
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THAT'S SHOW
BIZ!
For
attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, look for the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers
through it once a day.
For
poise, walk with the knowledge that you'll never walk
alone.
Audrey Hepburn
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Proverbs 11:2
When pride comes, then
comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
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"Both parties deprecated war;
but one of them would make war rather than let the nation
perish;
and the other would accept war rather than let it perish.
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I believe
this Government cannot endure, permanently half slave and
half free."
A. Lincoln June
16, 1858 House Divided Speech
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"This
is a world of compensations;
and he who would be no slave, must consent to have no
slave."
A. Lincoln April 6, 1859 Letter to
Henry Pierce
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HELENA
FLAGS ARE FLYING
Thanks to all
the Helena Area businesses who are flying their flags.
Some of them are Woody's Car Wash, Perkins Restaurant,
The Waterford, Hunter's Pointe, City, County, State and
Federal office Buildings, Holiday Inn Express, Country
Harvest, Shilo Inn, NAPA, and many more! Get ready for
summer with a new flag!
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 FLY
THE FLAG! EVERY DAY IS A VETERANS DAY
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MontanaFacts
Link Of The Week: Exercise:
A Guide
at: http://weboflife.ksc.nasa.gov/exerciseandaging/toc.html
This is an online book about Exercise by the National
Institute on Aging, part of the National Institutes of
Health. Its research is aimed at improving the health of
older people. Scientists have found that regular exercise
and physical activity are very important to the health
and abilities of older people. Studies suggest that not
exercising is risky behavior. This book will help you get
and stay more active.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Never run out of
altitude, air speed, & ideas at one time.
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The
ear-splitting sound produced by the high notes of a
bagpipe is called a "skirl."
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I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost
almost 300 games.
26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot
and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed. Michael
Jordan
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The deepest principle of human nature is the craving to
be appreciated.
William James
1842-1910
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