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O beautiful for
heroes proved
In liberating strife.
Who more than self their country loved
And mercy more than life! America! America!
May God thy gold refine Till all success be
nobleness
And every gain divine!
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Courage
is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of
fear. Mark Twain
MontanaFacts&Fun
Montana
Weekly For 2-3-03
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Firms keep going
out of their way to give me credit.
For that, I'm deeply indebted.
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When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves
last.
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
"The price of
greatness is responsibility." Sir
Winston Churchill
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Like so many
Americans, she was trying to construct a life that
made sense from things she found in gift shops. -Kurt
Vonnegut, Jr.
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"No statue has ever been put up to a critic." Jean
Sibelius (1865-1957)
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THOUGHTS WHILE WAITING TO TESTIFY
AT A LEGISLATIVE HEARING
"A politician is a man
who approaches every problem
with an open mouth." Adlai
Stevenson
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"Politics is like football. If you see daylight, go
through the hole." J.F. K.
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When we are
planning for posterity,
we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
Thomas Paine
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I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would
have
looked like if Moses had run them through the US
congress. Ronald Reagan
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"Keep
your eyes wide open before marriage...
half shut
afterwards." Benjamin Franklin
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Innocence
dwells with wisdom, but never with ignorance.
William Blake
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Whatever
advice you give, be brief. Horace,
20 B.C.
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SESSION STATISTICS
as of 01/31/2003
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Introduced Bills: 837
* Unintroduced Bills: 1310 * Total: 2147
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Bills Active in the House: 452 * Bills Active in the
Senate: 293
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Resolutions Adopted: 2 * Bills on Governor's Desk: 1
Bills Signed by Governor: 0
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Bills Tabled in House Committee: 55
Bills Indefinitely Postponed in Senate Committee: 30
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Drafts Cancelled: 298
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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS!
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"50%
of the high school graduates in this country
graduated in the bottom half of their class." Unknown
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When
putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for
the mouse.
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* Watch the television news and find out our highways
aren't safe,
our streets aren't safe, our parks aren't safe...
...but under our arms we have complete protection?
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* Did you hear about the guy who spilled some root beer
on the stove?
Now he has foam on the range.
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Psalm 147:4
He tells
the number of the stars; he calls them all by their
names.
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MontanaFacts
Link Of The Week: Symbols Encyclopedia
at: http://www.symbols.com/index/wordindex-a.html
Symbols.com is the online version of Carl Liungman's book
'Thought Signs.' Site contains more than 2,500 signs,
arranged into 54 groups according to their graphic
characteristics. In 1,600 articles their histories, uses,
and meanings are thoroughly discussed. The signs range
from ideograms carved in mammoth teeth by Cro-Magnon men,
to hobo signs and subway graffiti. Use the Graphic Index
to search for the meaning or history of a sign.
If you want to see an ideogram with a certain meaning,
use the Word Index.
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 FLY THE FLAG! EVERY DAY IS A
VETERANS DAY
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OWIM (Oh Well
It’s Monday)
Dad in chat room
with daughters away at college
"Young lady don't make me use uppercase."
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Two birds
are sitting on a perch
One says to the other, "do you smell fish?"
(Think about it!)
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