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Montana
Weekly For 03-03-03
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BAD JOKE MONDAY
Real men don't waste their hormones growing
hair!
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The meek shall inherit the earth, they are too
weak to refuse.
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
"Abandon your
animosities and make your sons Americans!"
Robert E. Lee (1807-1870)
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FREE! DINNER
FOR TWO AT
PERKIN'S FAMILY RESTAURANT AND BAKERY
Cedar Street
& I-15 - Helena, Montana
Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Free dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert.
Winner will be drawn at 5 PM Tuesday 03-04-03.
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Helena
Last Chancers Barbershop Chorus
The
Helena Last Chancers Barbershop Chorus has joined with
the Bozeman Chord Rustlers Barbershop Chorus to bring a
show of harmony and humor to the Helena Middle School
Auditorium, March 29, 2003, at 7:30 p.m. Also
performing, besides the combined men's chorus (about 50
men for a full, wonderful sound) will be three men's
barbershop quartets and Helena's Sleeping Giant Chorus of
Sweet Adelines. The show, called "Frontier
Daze, Unwanted Courage: The Lost Journals of Smith and
Garfinkel" will feature a western and patriotic
theme.
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THOUGHTS WHILE WAITING TO TESTIFY
AT A LEGISLATIVE HEARING
Instructions For Life
We have no more right to consume happiness
without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George
Bernard Shaw
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"Bad officials are
elected by good citizens who do not vote." George
Jean Nathan
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"Only
sick music makes money today." Friedrich
Wilhelm Nietzsche 1844-1900
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If you think the grass is greener on the other side, dig
up a
chunk and turn it over to see. Lawrence
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Duct tape
is like the force --
it has a light side, a dark side and holds the universe
together.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather
because
it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Leaders go down in history. Some farther down
than others.
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SESSION
STATISTICS as of 02/28/2003
Introduced Bills:
1282 * Unintroduced Bills: 889 * Total: 2171
Bills Active in the House: 383 * Bills Active in the
Senate: 419
Resolutions Adopted: 7 * Bills on Governor's Desk: 11
Bills Signed by Governor: 52 * Bills Tabled in House
Committee: 62
Bills Indefinitely Postponed in Senate Committee: 19 *
Drafts Cancelled: 342
General bill drafts that have not been cancelled
have missed the general bills transmittal deadline.
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OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS!
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The medical
term for the condition known as writers' cramp is
"chirospasm."
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The first
woman to ride in the Kentucky Derby was Diane Crump on
May 2, 1970.
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Consumers
spend more than $7 billion a year on chocolate.
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Fortune
Cookies
"We
learn from experience.
A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it
smile." Grace Williams
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The difference between fantasy and science fiction
is that one has honest politicians scrupulous lawyers,
and altruistic doctors, while the other only has beings
from outer space.
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THAT'S SHOW
BIZ!
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Where do
forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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"Reach
high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul.
Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal." Pamela
Vaull Starr
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Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers
him forfeits his life.
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The
Classic Sayings:
* Anything free is worth
what you pay for it
* COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage
* Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
* Editing is a rewording activity
* Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
* No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work
anyway
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HELENA
FLAGS ARE FLYING
Thanks to all
the Helena Area businesses who are flying their flags.
Some of them are Woody's Car Wash, Perkins Restaurant,
The Waterford, Hunter's Pointe, City, County, State and
Federal office Buildings, Holiday Inn Express, Country
Harvest, Shilo Inn, NAPA, and many more! Get ready for
summer with a new flag!
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 FLY
THE FLAG! EVERY DAY IS A VETERANS DAY
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Click Here For : WHAT
IS AN AMERICAN
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MontanaFacts
Link Of The Week: Sloan
Digital Sky Survey
at: http://skyserver.fnal.gov/en/
This
website presents data from the Sloan Digital Sky Survey,
a project to make a map of the entire universe. We will
show you the beauty of the universe, and let you share
our excitement as we build the largest map in the history
of the world.
Auroras:
Paintings in the Sky
at: http://cse.ssl.berkeley.edu/SegwayEd/lessons/auroras/
This site will show you what auroras look like on Earth
and from space, explain how they are created, and show
you where they can be found. What are auroras? What do
they look like?What makes them happen? Where can you see
them?
An illustrated journey that attempts to answer these
questions and more.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
"The only
limits are, as always, those of vision." James
Broughton
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Reacalls
galore:
If
you want to know about the latest product recalls visit
http://www.cpsc.gov/
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The deepest principle of human nature is the craving to
be appreciated.
William James
1842-1910
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He is well
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