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* 5-26-03
Memorial Day is:
A Time To
Remember
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty."
John F. Kennedy
Where To Remember:
Memorial Web Sites
http://www.vietvet.org/thewall.htm
http://www.nps.gov/kwvm/home.htm
http://www.wwiimemorial.com/
http://www.nara.gov/exhall/people/people.html
http://www.rosietheriveter.org/
http://www.awod.com/gallery/probono/cwchas/afrmem.html
http://www.iwojima.com/statue/index.htm
http://www.womensmemorial.org/
http://xroads.virginia.edu/~CAP/ARLINGTON/arlington.html
http://my.execpc.com/~dschaaf/mainmenu.html
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Bad Joke Monday
Let's organize this thing and take all
the fun out of it.
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It takes a child to raze a village. Dave Oatley
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Instructions For Life
Fear not for the future, weep not for the
past. Shelley
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Thoughts while waiting
for the next Carousel ride to start at Great Northern.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which
lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
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The easiest way to make decisions
is to pretend that the consequences don't matter.
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"Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile,than vengeance." Winston Churchill
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"The essence of genius is to know what to overlook." William James
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"Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." Abraham Lincoln
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"The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary." Vidal Sassoon
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The smallest good deed is better
than the grandest good intention. Duguet
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There is nothing noble in being superior to some other man.
The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self. Hindu
proverb
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There is no exercise better for the heart
than reaching down and lifting people up. Holmes
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Today is a gift; that's why they call it "the present".
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield
Marijuana Issue Sent To A
Joint Committee - Toronto Star headline
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40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women,
up from almost none a year ago. Detroit News article
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
Johnny Carson delivered 4,531 opening
monologues
during his 30 years as host of The Tonight Show.
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In 1988 the first underwater marriage took place
when two Danish tourists married on an underwater reef in Mauritius.
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Fortune
Cookies
He who laughs, lasts.
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When all other means of communication fail, try words!
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Proverbs 10:12
Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs.
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OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
Shakespeare in the Chat Room
Romeo : R u awake? Want 2 chat?
Juliet: O Rom. Where4 art thou?
Romeo: Outside yr window.
Juliet: B careful. My family h8 u.
Romeo: Tell me about it. What about u?
Juliet: Luv U xxxx
Romeo: CU then xxxx
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For The Golfer In Your Life
The golfer to be was taking his first
golfing lesson...
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?" he
asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct," he replied, and
continued with a grin, "Put means to place a thing where you want
it. Putt means merely a vain attempt at the same."
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