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BAD JOKE
MONDAY
If the employees at Capital Laundry
& Textile get together
to discuss business, would it be a press conference?
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INSTRUCTIONS
FOR LIFE
It is good to dream, but it is
better to dream and work. Faith is
mighty, but action with faith is mightier. Thomas
Robert Gaines *******************************************
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THOUGHTS
WHILE WAITING
FOR A TRAIN ON NORTH MONTANA
War is
when the government tells you who the bad guy is.
Revolution is when you decide that for yourself. Anonymous
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Acknowledgment
is half of correction. Russian
Proverb
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Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?
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You don't get character because you're successful; you
build character because
of the hardships you face. Herman
Edwards, head coach N.Y. Jets
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The flame of inspiration needs to be encouraged. Put a
glass around that small candle and protect it from
discouragement or ridicule. Mary
Higgins Clark
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BIBLE: BasicInstructionsBefore Leaving Earth
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Ben Franklin may have found electricity, but the guy who
invented the meter
is the guy who came off with the real gold out of this
whole process.
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Worrying is like a rocking chair;
it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere. Glenn
Turner
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Don't be one of those souls who says, if only I had my
life to live over. Live your life in such a way that once
is enough. Walter Cunningham,
Astronaut
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JOKES THAT GO OVER LIKE A LEAD BALLOON
On a
taxidermist's window, "We really know our
stuff."
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On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your
needs."
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At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on
your feet -- miss a car payment."
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Outside a muffler shop,
"No appointment necessary. We'll hear you
coming."
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WORRIED
SENIOR CITIZEN
All my friends have died
and gone to heaven.
They're probably wondering where I went.
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A GUIDE
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Online book about Exercise from the National Institute on
Aging, part of the National Institutes of Health. Its
research is aimed at improving the health of older
people. Scientists have found that regular exercise and
physical activity are very important to the health and
abilities of older people. In fact, studies suggest that
not exercising is risky behavior. This book will help you
get and stay more active.
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LESSONS FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ
When you go out into the world,
remember to stand up for
yourself, but always be kind to the little guys.
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When friends stick together, they can work miracles.
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Having the courage to ask for what you want is half the
battle.
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Hearts will never be practical until they are made
unbreakable.
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Sometimes you have to leave home to find it
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OH,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS!
The
monumental movie made in 1939, GONE WITH THE WIND,
resulted in
449,512 feet of film, of which only about 20,300 feet
appear in the final picture
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"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a
tolerable
planet to put it on?" Henry
David Thoreau (1817-1862)
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Why is duct tape like "The Force"?
Because it has a light side and a dark side and it
holds the universe together. Carl
Zwanzig
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Fortune
Cookies
If your
cup runneth over, share some.
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THINK --it gives you something to do while the computer
is down.
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Proverbs
11:14
For lack of guidance a nation falls, but many advisers
make victory sure.
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ARE YOU
LOST?
Type your phone
number into the Google
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It will not only bring up your address but will draw a
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OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
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Happiness: The result of being too busy to be
miserable.
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MARRIAGE IS
A GAMBLE!
You start
with a pair. He shows a diamond. She shows a heart.
He becomes a king. She becomes a queen.
They end up with a full house.
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