Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News / Entertainment Weekly * 6-16-03
Bad Joke Monday
 If money won't make you happy,  you won't like poverty either.
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   Happiness can't buy money.  Bob Hope
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Instructions For Life
The price of greatness is responsibility.  Sir Winston Churchill
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 "The power of accurate observation is commonly called
    cynicism by those who have not got it."
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Thoughts while waiting for the Swing & Jazz to begin
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
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How ironic that the shortest sentence is "I am," and the longest sentence is "I do."
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Space is a dangerous place, especially when it's between one's ears.
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I have a game plan. I just don't have a game.
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People who want by the mile but try by the inch should be kicked by the foot.
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Pride is something we have. Vanity is something others have.
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Anger warms the Invention, but overheats the Oven. Benjamin Franklin
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I am a part of all that I have read.  John Kieran
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 "Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy."  Howard W. Newton
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
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 "Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours."
        Frank Moore Colby
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If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
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Some people are wise, and some, otherwise.
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This is no ordinary silly grin on my face, it's an educated one.
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Look alive! You could be replaced by a computer!
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"The optimist sees opportunity in every danger;
the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity."
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
The 'Kilroy' of 'Kilroy was here' fame refers to one James J. Kilroy,
a shipyard inspector from Massachusetts who marked his work thusly.
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In Massachusetts, the Pittsfield School committee announced that students could 
fulfill their physical education requirement by reading pamphlets about exercise.
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Fortune Cookies
Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right.  Henry Ford
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If you want the last word in an argument, say, "You're right."
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Proverbs 10:12
Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
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In the hope of reaching the moon
men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet."   Albert Schweitzer
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No use getting too involved in life - I'm only here for a limited time.
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and,
whatever you hit, call it the target.

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This Week's Spam-Aid
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When you see an e-mail that is obviously spam, don’t open it.
Just delete it. Some spam contains a hidden return receipt code
which notifies the spammer when you open the e-mail.
Don’t click on links.
Even if the product looks great,
don’t click on the link in any unsolicited e-mail that is trying to sell you something.
Don’t reply to spam.
If the e-mail has an unsubscribe link, don’t use it.
You may think that this will get you off the spam list,
but instead it does just the opposite.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire,
but takes a whole box to get the fireplace going?
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Don't make a fuss over me.
Treat me as you would any other brilliant person.
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Some people hate getting out of bed. I enjoy it.
I do it 3-4 times a day.
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There are two sides to every arguement,
but I don't have time to listen to yours.
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I was told to pay my taxes with a smile, but they still wanted money.
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