Remember, The Fourth of July is more than
camp outs, cook outs and fund raising opportunities.
IT'S INDEPENDENCE DAY!
***
Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly * 6-30-03
Bad Joke Monday
Caller:  I'm diabetic, and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar.
Doctor:  Are you light-headed?
Caller:  No, I'm brunette.
***
I love nature, in spite of what it did to me!  Bette Midler
***
Instructions For Life
Fame is a four-letter word.  And like tape, or zoom, or face, or pain,
or love, or life, what ultimately matters is what we do with it.  Fred Rogers
***
Power Chevrolet-Kia Showroom Hours Now 24/7 at
www.powercarz.com
***
Contest - Dinner for two
Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana
Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert.
Winner will be drawn at 5 PM Tuesday 7-1-03.
 E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com
Just say "YES, I'll take the dinner for two!"
***
Thoughts While Waiting To Meet Famous Western Writers
At The Capital Hill Mall Saturday
***
It is never too late to be what you might have been.  George Elliot.
(Thanks Linda)
***
If you wish to travel far and fast, travel light.  Take off all your
envies, jealousies, unforgiveness, selfishness, and fears.   Glenn Clark
***
To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences. Patterson
***
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. Goldsmith
***
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.   Sophia Loren
***
Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.  Newton
***
Who - Where?
ZIP Codes, city names, the location of phone numbers or the cities covered
by an area code. Enter any street name in the U.S.or Canada
and get a listing of which states and cities have the street name.
***
Can My Friend Get Montana Facts & Fun In Another State?
We get calls and e-mails with that question every week.
Although most of our subscribers are in the Helena area,
we do have subscribers all over America.  It's Easy!
Just send us their E-mail address (tell them you did) and we'll add them to our mailing list.
We love to get new subscribers so go ahead and do something nice for a friend.
Get them a free subscription to the Monday morning fun fest and inspiration weekly.
We promise that no one else will ever see their (or your) E-mail address. 
It is a private, protected data base.
Just E-mail the address(es) to fortune@mtsky.com
***
Thoughts While Trying To Get Through The Construction 
And Into The Boulder Dairy Queen
***
In my lifetime, I've learned two great truths. Sometimes love just isn't enough,
and sometimes shipping and handling is too much.
***
Motherhood is not for the faint-hearted.  Frogs, skinned knees,
and the insults of teenaged girls are not meant for the wimpy.  Danielle Steel
***
Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat Out!
***
Show me someone who cannot tell his friends from his enemies,
and I'll show you somebody who's going to end up with no friends.  Jim Lehrer
***
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.  Meryl Streep
***
Why do we say redheaded but brown-haired?  George Carlin
***
Who Gave What To Whom In Montana Politics?
Here are all campaign contributions & contributors over $200.00 By Zip Code
***
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
***
1st Boy: When I grow up I'm gonna have 16 wives.
2nd Boy: You can't do that.
1st Boy: Preacher says I can, 4 richer 4 poorer, 4 better, 4 worse.
***
Thru the years I've noticed that conscience gets a lot
of credit that really belongs to cold feet.
***
See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
***
Save A Buck With The Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
***
Never argue with an idiot.
They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
***
It Doesn't Have To Cost An Arm & A Leg To Have A Web Page!
You wouldn't run a business without a phone line, customers need to contact you.
Today over 70% of American households are on the Internet.
Not having a web page is like not having a phone line.
A web site adds credibility to your business and gives customers information 24/7.
We create your web page * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
All for just $100 per year.
Call 439-4217 to put your business on line this week!
***
National Do Not Call Register - Ready For Your Call
Call 1-888-382-1222  from the number you wish to register.
 Registration is free. Watch out for scammers who charge to register for you!
***
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this.
The only roller skating museum in the world is in Lincoln, Nebraska.
***
HAL, the computer in "2001 a Space Odyssey" got its name from taking
each letter of the alphabet preceding the letters IBM.
***
Non Profit Associations - How Many Are There In Helena
Who Are They - What Are There Assets? What Is There Income?
***
Fortune Cookies
It's a poor workman who blames his tools.
***
Be gentle with the Earth.
 ***
Nonconformists are all alike.
***
Proverbs 14:21  "He who despises his neighbor sins,
but blessed is he who is kind to the needy."
***
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
***
I don't have a big ego. I'm way too cool for that.
***
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
***
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
***
Best Site Of The Week For Kids
Kids Education Place * Fun & Educational Stuff For Summer Fun
\***
Want to help a friend or family member?
Just click the Forward button in your e-mail program and send Montana Facts & Fun
to all in your E-Mail address book right now. (Please let them know it's coming!)
Need more fun in your life? Put add me in subject line and push send
Whaaaat?
You've had too much fun already? You can't take even one more joke?
Put subtract me in subject line and push send
***
The Complete Home Medical Guide Is Now On-Line.
By the Columbia University College of Physicians & Surgeons,
***

Y O U R   A D
H E R E
$100 Per Year
Go Here For Details

Coupons Montana

AAA Car Wash Lube & Oil

AAA Auto Rent

Abbey Carpet
Steve Skains Flooring

Allen Oil Company

Allen's Super Store

All Sport Stadium Blankets

AARP-Montana

Auto Concepts

Betty Babcock.Com

Bob’s Valley Market

Buglin' Bull Press

Burdick's Locksmith Service

Farmers Ins. Scott Connole

Frontier Pies

Grandstreet Theater

Green Iguana Juice & Joe

H & H Trikes Inc.

Helena Photo Centre

HobbyTown USA

Internet Web Hosting

Lewis & Clark County
Humane Society

Mike Logan Cowboy Poet

Montana AARP

Montana Flag & Pole

Montana RV Center

Montana Valley Hams

Myrna Loy Center

NAPA Central Auto Parts

Newton Photography

Power Chevrolet - Kia

Need Him?

Quality Promotional Products

Sandy Newton
Photography

Sharon's Stars/Star Quilts

Steve Skains Flooring-Abbey Carpets

Townsend Personal Care

Web Page Design

Woody's Car Wash

Your Business
Here
We build Your web page
We host Your web page
And we advertise
Your web page
All for just
$100 Per Year
Call or E-Mail
For Details
495-9554
Fortune@mtsky.com
***
Web Page design made easy on your pocketbook.
Call 495-9554
***
Burdick's
Locksmith Services
Medeco
High Security Locks
449-6420
Helena's
Professional Locksmith
Locks to protect
your business
***
Share a short joke. 
Send it to 
fortune@mtsky.com

Special Event?

Inspirational Saying?

Local Event?

Send it to us
&
we'll try and use it
Montana Facts & Fun
***
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
***
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
***
Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the
pig likes it.
***
The Truth is Out There.  So what are you doing Here?
***
Did You Know?
The brain of Neanderthal
man was larger than that
of modern man.
***
 Sunbeams that shine down through clouds are called crepuscular rays.
***
 In America, sales of used household merchandise are called 'rummage sales' - in Britain, they're called jumble sales.