5503

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly * 7-7-03
Bad Joke Monday
Customer At Dairy Queen: I'd like a Hot Fudge Sundae with extra hot fudge.
DQ Server: I'm sorry Sir, the hot fudge only comes in one temperature.
***
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
***
Instructions For Life
Man is happy only as he finds work worth doing, and does it well.
E. Merrill Root (1895-1973) American Writer
***
Save A Buck With The Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
***
Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
***
For every person with a spark of brilliance, you'll find a dozen with ignition trouble.
***
It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at:
Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
*** ***
Thoughts While Waiting For The Old Glory Landmark Dedication
Future Americans!
You will never know how much it cost the present generation
to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make good use of it!
Letter to Abigail Adams, April 26, 1777
From John Adams (1735-1826) Second U.S. President
***
Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be
their own governors, must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives.
A popular government without popular information or the means of acquiring it,
is but a prologue to a farce or a tragedy or perhaps both.
James Madison Fourth President of the US
***
To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing,
to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. T. S. Eliot
***
The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions
by the application of reason. Marya Mannes
***
The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed. Chamfort
***
Remember, the lesser of two evils, is still evil.
***
One seventh of your life is spent on Monday. Hank Caruso
***
Imagination is more important than knowledge.   Albert Einstein
*** ***
Learn CPR http://depts.washington.edu/learncpr/index.html
A service of the University of Washington School of Medicine.
Information you need for the basics of cardiopulmonary resuscitation-CPR.
***
Yes! Your Friends Can Get Montana Facts & Fun.
*** ***
Thoughts While Waiting For The East Helena Fire Works To Begin
(Thanks Folks - They Were Fantastic As Always!)
***
I do not rule Russia; ten thousands clerks do. Czar Nicholas I (1796-1855)
***
The man who does not read good books has no advantage
over the man who can't read them. Mark Twain
***
"It is by the goodness of God that we have in our country
three unspeakably precious things:
freedom of speech, freedom of conscience,
and the prudence never to practice either.    Mark Twain
***
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth,
and to have it found out by accident. Charles Lamb British Essayist
***
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if you like the boss.
***
Just because something doesn't do what you planned
it to do doesn't mean it's useless. Thomas Edison
***   ***
Loving Care For Senior Citizens - Townsend Personal Care Center
***
Shuteye.com: http://www.shuteye.com/
60% of adults surveyed in a recent study reported trouble sleeping.
This site features information and tools to overcome sleeplessness.
***   ***
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
***
You are drunk when you feel sophisticated but you are not able to pronounce it.
***
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
***
Why is it that when you talk to God you're praying,
but when he talks to you, you're crazy?
***
If blinking only takes a fraction of a second, how are the majority of people
able to capture someone doing it at least twice on a 24 picture roll of film?
***   ***
The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
***
   Have you noticed that a good haircut grows out twice as fast as a bad one?
***
The Open Government Information Awareness Project From MIT
***   ***
Much Over-used Words of The New Millennium
Must-see TV: Assumes herd mentality over program taste.
(Must find remote..must change channel.)
***
Extreme: As in extreme sports, extreme cars, extreme soft drinks...
Extreme Over Use of The Word Extreme!
***
Having said that/That said ... : I heard you the first time.
***
There is no score in the game: Yes, there is. It's 0 to 0. (Right AL?)
***
Undisclosed, secret location: If it's secret, it's pretty much
undisclosed. If it's undisclosed, well, you get the drift.
***   ***
Over 70% of American households are on the Internet.
Many like getting coupons/ads At Their Convenience!
We create your Coupon/Ad * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
All for just $100 per year
Already have a web page? Let us tell the world about it!
Call 439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
***   ***
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this.
The Main difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail!
***
Albert Einstein and Otto Hahn were both born on March 14, 1879,
both later won the Nobel Prize in physics for separate studies.
***   ***
See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
***
Fortune Cookies From Jade Garden
A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.
***
Keep in close touch with what your competition is doing.
***
Functioning superbly should come automatically
***
Proverbs 10:17 He who heeds discipline shows the way to life,
but whoever ignores correction leads others astray.
***   ***
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
***
Light sabers don't kill people. Jedi Knights kill people.
***
Did the person who invented playdough have carpet?
***
If there were no such thing as bears, what kind of hugs would we give?
***
Great Site For Kids: Kids Education Place Fun Stuff For Summer
***
Who Gave What To Whom In Politics? Contributions & contributors By Zip Code
***
Non Profit Associations - How Many Are There In Your Town
Who Are They - What Are There Assets? What Is There Income?
***
Staying Fit On Your Vacation Trip - Tips From AARP
***
Want to help a friend or family member?
Just hit the Forward button in your e-mail program and send Montana Facts & Fun
to all in your E-Mail address book right now. (Please let them know it's coming!)
Need more fun in your life? Put add me in subject line and push send
Whaaaat?
You've had too much fun already? You can't take even one more joke?
Put subtract me in subject line and push send
***
(The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
The Montana Fun & Facts Newsletter has been serving Montana for over six years with Wit, Wisdom, Business News and Entertainment. This e-mail is never sent unsolicited; you have received The Newsletter because you have subscribed to it or someone has forwarded it to you. To remove yourself from this list (or to add yourself to the list if this message was forwarded to you),
Put add me or subtract me in subject line and push send * Editor Del Lonnquist
May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

Your Business
Here
We build Your web page
We host Your web page
And we advertise
Your web page
All for just
$100 Per Year
Call or E-Mail
For Details
495-9554
Fortune@mtsky.com
***
Web Page design made easy on your pocketbook.
Call 495-9554
***
Burdick's
Locksmith Services
Medeco
High Security Locks
449-6420
Helena's
Professional Locksmith
Locks to protect
your business
***
Share a short joke.
Send it to
fortune@mtsky.com

Special Event?

Inspirational Saying?

Local Event?

Send it to us
&
we'll try and use it
Montana Facts & Fun
***
  If my windows and doors
are closed,
where does the dust
come from?
  ***
Eat, drink, & remarry.
***
A leading authority is
anyone who has guessed
right more than once.
***
Fatherhood is pretending
the present you love most
is soap-on-a-rope.
        Bill Cosby
***
The biggest mistake we
could ever make
is to think we work for anybody but ourselves
Brian Tracy
***
Funny, I don't remember
being absent minded.
***
A person is only as big
as the dream
they dare to live.
***