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Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly * 8-25-03
Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
The problem with the Internet is the same as with all nets:
you catch the garbage along with the fish.
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When computers are used to match up potential couples is it - dater-processing?
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Among the things that money can't buy - is what it used to.
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Instructions For Life
Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Save A Half A Buck On A Smoothie At The Green Iguana
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at:
Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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Thoughts While Waiting For
The Helena Brewer Game To Begin
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper. Thomas Jefferson
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A mother should give her children such a superabundance of enthusiasm,
that even after they have lost all they are sure to lose in mixing with the world,
enough may still remain to prompt and support them through great actions in life.
Julius C. Hare
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He who finds diamonds must grapple in mud and mire because diamonds
are not found in polished stones. They are made. Henry B. Wilson
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President Reagan had noted that there were too many economic pundits
and forecasters and had decided on an excess prophets tax.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Customers Are Volunteers!
Say "thank you." two of the oldest yet under used words in our language.
Tell customers thanks for calling, thanks for asking, thanks for buying.
Thank you. Not "There ya go."
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See your house from a satellite at www.mapblast.com
(well at least the roof of your house and the white lines on the street)
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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What do you call a fish that can communicate in Binary? A data bass.
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Do you use RADAR to qualify sales prospects. RADAR saves time.

Rapport: Do you have rapport with the prospect?
Acknowledged interest: Do they see a problem that can be solved?
Decision: Who are the decision makers.
Acknowledged funds: Are they willing to invest in time, money or energy?
Radar feedback: Weeding out unlikely prospects can be done in minutes,
on the phone, face to face, individuals or committees.

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There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted,
but now it happens to everybody. Adlai Stevenson
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Save A Buck With The Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
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He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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The Tufts University Nutrition Navigator: http://navigator.tufts.edu/
is designed to help you sort through the large volume of nutrition information
on the Internet and find accurate, useful nutrition information you can trust.
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Loving Care For Senior Citizens - Townsend Personal Care Center
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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Seen at a Cortland, N.Y., brake-repair shop:
We not only stand behind our work, we stand in front of it.
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Always Give 100% At Work!
Monday 12% - Tuesday 23% - Wednesday 40% - Thursday 20% - Friday 5%
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Thoughts While Watching
Water Scooper Planes Take Off On Canyon Ferry
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It had to happen. Young person saying prayers:
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail.
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One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do
and is always a clever thing to say. Will Durant
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Voice Mail Tip
To help insure a call back: Leave your phone number twice.
At the beginning and repeat the number near the end of the message.
Write your number down as you dictate it so you don't go too fast.
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Any event, once it has occurred,
can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian. Lee Simonson
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Kids Wisdom - If mom is mad at dad, don't let her brush your hair.
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Truth sits upon the lips of dying men. Matthew Arnold
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Fiction is the truth inside the lie. Stephen King
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It is a puzzling thing. Truth knocks on the door and you say:
Go away, I’m looking for the truth. and so it goes away. Robert M. Pirsig
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The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
The US Mint began putting notches on the edges of gold and silver coins
to discourage people from shaving off small quantities of the precious metals.
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Save $59.95 With This Coupon From Allen's Super Store
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Fortune Cookies
You will excel at something in which someone else has failed
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Versatility is one of your outstanding traits
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Proverbs 13:11 Dishonest money dwindles away,
but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Support Technician to Client on Phone
I think the problem is somewhere between the keyboard and the chair.
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Consumer Drug Information: http://www.fda.gov/cder/consumerinfo/default.htm
Each of the Consumer Drug Information Sheets posted on this site gives
general information about newly approved prescription drugs.
Since these drugs are newly approved, they may not yet be on the market.
For more information on drug availability,
please check with your physician, pharmacist or other health care provider.
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(The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement.
The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive,
and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist
May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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