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Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly * 9-1-03
Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
I just love my trips on beautiful Scandinavian bays.
People call me a fjord explorer.
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My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
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Instructions For Life
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us,
that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us. James Adams
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Save A Half A Buck On A Smoothie At The Green Iguana
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Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
Winner! Denise Rowan - Montana Sign Works
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Thoughts While Waiting For
The Computer To Reboot After Blaster
How is it that we put a man on the moon
before we figured out that wheels on luggage would be a good idea?
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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"
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One-half of the troubles of this life can be traced to
saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. Josh Billings
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Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future.
Today is a gift -- which is why they call it the present. Bill Keane
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All the Constitution guarantees is the pursuit of happiness.
You have to catch up with it by yourself. Ben Franklin
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We haven't crossed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood
until we stop saying It got lost and start saying I lost it. Sydney Harris
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Customers Are Volunteers!
Today's customers have even greater choices then in the past.
All the more reason to ask them to volunteer again and again at your business.
Old customers who continue to return, are Job Security!
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has editorial responsibility for one of the world's largest and most heavily
visited consumer health websites: InteliHealth. Our mission is to be the
world's most trusted provider of high-quality information about health.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind
and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill
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If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?
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If a person throws a copy of CANTURBURY TALES,
would it become a flying Chaucer?
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People will forget what you say, people will forget what
you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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Save A Buck With The Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
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I diet religiously. I eat what I want and pray I don't gain weight.
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Internet Public Library at: http://www.ipl.org/ provides library services to
Internet users. Includes a reference center, a catalog of books and publications,
subject-based collections, and resources for kids and teens.
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Loving Care For Senior Citizens - Townsend Personal Care Center
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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Didya ever see a cat fish?
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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game.
It's called an eraser. Arnold Palmer
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Bumper snicker: To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is Marine Corps policy.
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Thoughts While Watching Water Bombers
Being Filled With Retardant At Helena Regional Airport
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Our airport is a regional center for wildfire activity because several years back
Ron Mercer and his staff had a dream and worked hard to make it happen!
Fantastic Job Ron & Company!
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Somebody once figured out that we have over 35 million
laws trying to enforce 10 Commandments.
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AMAZING BUT TRUE! There is so much sand in Northern Africa
that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
Matt Groening, creator of the Simpsons, incorporated his initials
into the drawing of Homer. M is his hair and G is his ear.
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Save $59.95 With This Coupon From Allen's Super Store
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A BILLION IS WHAT?
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes - at the rate Washington spends it.
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Fortune Cookies
Love is everything. It is the key to life. It's power can move the world.
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Without music life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Maintain a home's temperature with warm hearts, NOT hot heads.
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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Mom Joni: Listen young lady the world does not revolve around you!
Daughter Jerusha: I know it Mom, that's what I hate about it!
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You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, others will be glad to do it for you.
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The most utterly lost of all days is that in which you have not once laughed.
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and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist
May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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