9803

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   9-29-03
Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
******************************
Bad Joke Monday
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.
***
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
***
Instructions For Life
From John Greenleaf Whittier: Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these, It might have been.
***
It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
***
They're a perfect match.
She's a real estate broker and he has lots to offer.
***
Regnant populi. (The people rule.)
***
Thoughts While Watching The Public Debt Rise
The U.S Gov. accounting system produces the
Total Public Debt Outstanding amount each morning around 11:30 A.M. EST.
***
The Outstanding Public Debt as of 29 Sep 2003 at 04:47:48 AM GMT is:
$6,790,530,588.509.64
The estimated population of the United States is 292,128,432
so each citizen's share of this debt is $23,245.02. http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/
***
Public Debt Through The Years On Sept. 30th
1993 $4,411,488,883,139.38
1999 $5,656,270,901,615.43
2003 $6,802,893,723,366.66
***
The History of Public Debt
http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opd.htm#history
More about National Debt from the US Gov.
http://www.publicdebt.treas.gov/opd/opdfaq.htm
***
But it's not all bad. Here's how to save a little cash!
Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza

Customers Are Volunteers!
The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation
with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. Barbara Pletcher
***
The reason most people never reach their goals is,
they don’t define them, learn about them, or even consider them as believable
or achievable. Winners can tell you where they're going, what they plan to do
along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them. Denis Waitley
***
Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
***
I searched through rebellion, drugs, diets, mysticism, religions, intellectualism and
much more, only to begin to find...that truth is basically simple - and feels good,
clean and right. Chick Corea American Jazz Musician
***
I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress,
and grow brave by reflection. Thomas Paine 1737-1809
***
Pain is temporary, pride is forever. Anonymous
***
Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. Williams
***
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it.
***
The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt
the impossible -- and achieve it, generation after generation. Pearl S. Buck
***
Absence diminishes commonplace passions and enhances great ones.
***
Save A Buck With This Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
***
Go West Across America
at: http://www.nationalgeographic.com/features/97/west/
Lewis and Clark, the great American explorers, need you to go on their historic expedition with them. You'll have to make important decisions along the way that will affect the course of your journey. This National Geographic site offers an exiting problem-solving journey.
***
Loving Care For Senior Citizens - Townsend Personal Care Center
***
Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
***
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
***
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
***
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
***
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
***
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
***
The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
***
www.CouponsMontana.com
will create your Coupon/Ad * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
All for just $100 per year Call 439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
***
Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
The first sports trophy, a copper cup depicting 2 wrestlers,
was found in Iraq in 1938 and is more than 4,700 years old.
***
Save $59.95 With This Coupon From Allen's Super Store
Fortune Cookies
If you ever think you are too small to be effective,
you've never been in a tent with a mosquito.
***
Each day comes bearing gifts. Untie the ribbons.
*** ***
Philippians 4:8 Whatever is true, noble, right, pure, lovely, admirable;
if anything is excellent or praiseworthy, think about such things.
*** ***
See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
***
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
Word Play
   Tangent: A man who spends a lot of time at the beach.
***
   Rubberneck: What you do for your wife after she has had a stressful day
***
Versatile: Poetry on the roof.
***
Hunger: What the Vigilante Posse did to the lady rustler
***
Your Business Here We build Your web page. We host Your web page.
We advertise Your web page. All for just $100 Per Year. 495-9554 * Fortune@mtsky.com
***
Making A Speech? Try The The Columbia World of Quotations
***
Big Meeting Coming Up? Need Some One Liners? Go Here
***
Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail please copy and paste them into the address line of your internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter, but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
If your name has been added in error and you would prefer not to receive our newsletter
just put subtract in the subject line and push send.
Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

Coupons Montana

AAA Car Wash Lube & Oil

AAA Auto Rent

Abbey Carpet
Steve Skains Flooring

Allen Oil Company

Allen's Super Store

All Sport Stadium Blankets

AARP-Montana

Auto Concepts

Betty Babcock.Com

Benjamin Moore Paints

Bob’s Valley Market

Buglin' Bull Press

Burdick's Locksmith Service

Danzer's Paint Store

Farmers Ins. Scott Connole

Go Fast Energy Drink

Grandstreet Theater

Green Iguana Juice & Joe

Lewis & Clark County
Humane Society

Mike Logan Cowboy Poet

NAPA Central Auto Parts

Newton Photography

Power Chevrolet - Kia

Newton Photography

Need Him?

Quality Promotional Products

Sandy Newton Photography

Scuba Dive Montana

Sharon's Stars/Star Quilts

Stageline Pizza

Steve Skains Flooring
Abbey Carpets

Team Skains

Townsend Personal Care

Web Page Design

Wildlife Woodcarving

Woody's Car Wash

Your Ad Here $100 Per Year
Go Here For Details
*** ***
Danzer's Paint Store
734 N. Main Helena, Montana
443-5220
Banjamin Moore Paints
For your home or business
Try the Benjamin Moore
Color Calculator
Perfect Color Every Time!
*** *** ***
*** *** ***
CELLULARONE
Ann Koch
Retail Sales Representative
says call me for NEW
Multiple Phone Packages
449-2355 or 439-3586
for cell phone service that's
fast & friendly
GREAT COVERAGE
LOW RATES
*** *** ***
Burdick's
Locksmith Services
Medeco
High Security Locks
449-6420
Helena's
Professional Locksmith
Locks to protect
your business

Vacuum City Presents

The New Memory Craft 3500.
More options, more designs,
and more embroidery fun.
$100 OFF Any
computerized sewing machine
at Vacuum City
603 Euclid - 442-3733
www.vacuumcity.biz