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Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly * 9-8-03
Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
If you took them to happy hour, would a: Computer whiz get pixil-ated?
Short-order cook get fried?
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Young at Heart.... Slightly older in most other places.
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Instructions For Life
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.
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Don't take life so seriously ... it's not permanent.
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Save A Half A Buck On A Smoothie At The Green Iguana
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Start the week with a smile!
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Thoughts While Waiting For
The Flag Lady at The Malfunction Junction Construction
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In 1933, Franklin Roosevelt said in his inaugural address,
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
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In 1913, President Wilson said, "The great government we
loved is too often made use of for selfish purposes."
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A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name.
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Pizza drivers bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash; He has kids.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon,
but that we wait so long to begin it. W. M. Lewis
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Customers Are Volunteers!
The ordinary becomes the extraordinary
when extraordinary people do ordinary things!
Give a customer your smile: They'll give it right back!
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When the archer misses the mark, he looks for the fault within himself.
Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target.
To improve your aim, improve yourself. Gilbert Arland
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SpaceRef.com at: http://www.spaceref.com/ has a suite of tools and services
designed to allow both the novice and specialist alike to explore outer space.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Make sure you express your "thank you's" with a note.
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In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. Dalai Lama
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If at first you don't succeed, re-define success.
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One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people!
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Old age is NOT a destination, a point at which you cease making a contribution.
We are not born with a use-by date
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Save A Buck With The Coupon From Woody's Car Wash
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Internet Public Library at: http://www.ipl.org/ provides library services to
Internet users. Includes a reference center, a catalog of books and publications,
subject-based collections, and resources for kids and teens.
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Loving Care For Senior Citizens - Townsend Personal Care Center
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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Flying is the second greatest thing in the world.
The greatest thing is landing.
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Life is like a box of chocolates - it disappears before you get your share.
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Scientists listening to sonar discovered
some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles.
It sounds like they're saying: Can you hear me nowwww?
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Thoughts While Watching
Kids in the pumpkin patch at Farm In The Dell
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Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
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People are like boats, the more they are in a fog, the more they toot their horns.
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If you put off writing a difficult letter long enough, it will become irrelevant.
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We were born to share, to be a blessing to those around us.
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Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, men of
power are feared, but only men of character are trusted.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
Wrigley Spearmint chewing gum, spearheaded a trend when it
became the first product to be identified by a bar code.
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Save $59.95 With This Coupon From Allen's Super Store
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Fortune Cookies
He who slings mud generally loses ground.
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Never underestimate the power of a kind word or deed.
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Proverbs 10:12 Hatred stirs up dissension, but love covers over all wrongs.
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When you've raised your children, stop raising them.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Having it all doesn't necessarily mean having it all at once.
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"You are not the center of the universe,. That job's already taken."
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"The only place you find 'success' before 'work' is in the dictionary."
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A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant,
cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable. Moshe Waldoks
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First say to yourself what you would be;
and then do what you have to do. Epictetus
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(The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement.
The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive,
and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist
May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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