Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   10-25-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
CLEVER SIGNS
HOTEL: "Help!" We need inn-experienced people
BUTCHER'S WINDOW: Pleased to meat you
AUTO BODY SHOP: May we have the next dents?
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When written in Chinese, the word crisis is composed of two characters.
One represents danger and the other represents opportunity.   John F. Kennedy
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Instructions For Life
Your mind can only hold one thought at a time.
Make it a positive and constructive one.
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Happiness Is:
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.
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The future will be better tomorrow. Dan Quayle
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Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. Erskine
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Thoughts While Waiting For The End Of Political Ads On TV
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This election is about who's going to be the next President of the United States! Dan Quayle
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A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.   Dan Quayle
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We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems,
we can have troubles. Governor Wesley Bolin
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The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe.
Frank Rizzo, Mayor, Philadelphia
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The loss of life will be irreplaceable. Dan Quayle
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We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally.
Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
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We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor
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If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.
Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.
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Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive."
But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." Sen. Barbara Boxer
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If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle
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The human race is governed by its imagination.
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A word to the wise is unnecessary
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  The Classic Sayings:
Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally
find men who disgrace labor. Ulysses S. Grant
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who put people
into categories and those who don't. Mark Twain
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Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
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When we tire of well-worn ways, we seek for new. This restless craving in the souls of
men spurs them to climb, and to seek the mountain view. Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given a chance to create,
is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. Bette Davis
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The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible
and achieve it, generation after generation. Pearl S. Buck
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Man has never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.
Bernard Williams (1929-) English Philosopher
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Pain is temporary, pride is forever.
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Service Tips Of The Week
Customers are volunteers - Stephen Covey
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: History of the American West
http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/award97/codhtml/hawphome.html
Over 30,000 photographs taken between 1860 and 1920. They illustrate the lives of Native
Americans from more than forty tribes living west of the Mississippi River.
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Gotta Make A Speech? Check This Site
ThinkExist.com http://www.thinkexist.com/
This site presents more than 90,000 quotations by over 11,000 authors.
Features include 'Top Quotations' and 'New Quotations.'
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
The letters KGB stand for Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti.
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Circus clowns have a "Face Registry" to prevent other clowns from plagarizing their faces.
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An open faucet will send about 7 gallons of water down the drain every minute.
Don't let the water run while brushing your teeth or shaving, and save at least 1000 gallons a year.
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
The College Dictionary
Cafeteria: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.
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Major: Area of study that no longer interests you.
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Grade: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.
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Summer School: A viable alternative to a summer job.
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Quarter: The most coveted form of currency on campus.
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Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
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Proverbs 14:23
All hard work brings a profit, but mere talk leads only to poverty.
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
Alf Landon, in a campaign speech while running against FDR
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You can't just let nature run wild. Wally Hickel, former governor of Alaska
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"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.
There were great numbers of people who needed new land,
and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.   John Wayne
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THE FINAL WORD
People find life entirely too time-consuming. Stanislaw J. Lec
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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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