Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   11-1-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
Eat Sheep! 10,000 Coyotes can't be wrong!
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Never give up, remember Moses was once a basket case!
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Instructions For Life
Don't borrow trouble. Be patient and you'll soon have some of your own.
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Happiness Is:
You can tell more about a person by what he says about others
than you can by what others say about him. Leo Aikman
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This was seen on the tow truck bumper
    LAST CALL AFTER ALCOHOL.
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. Lichtenberg
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
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Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.    Shaw
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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New Surgeon General's Report
Expands List of Diseases Caused by Smoking
this newest report finds that cigarette smoking is conclusively linked to diseases such as
leukemia, cataracts, pneumonia and cancers of the cervix, kidney, pancreas and stomach.
Click here for the whole story
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Last Political Ad
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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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If voting changed anything, they'd abolish it.
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than
Christianity has made them good.
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Slavery is but half abolished, emancipation is but half completed,
while millions of freeman with votes in their hands are left without education.. Winthrop
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Constantly voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Garcia
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The margin is narrow, but the responsibility is clear.   John F. Kennedy
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Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, under the same high sanction,
though in a different sphere, exercises a public trust. Cleveland
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Don't buy a single vote more than necessary. Douglas Jerrold
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Fortune Cookies
A bad worker quarrels with his tools.
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The simplest toy, which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent
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A bit of fragrance always clings to the hand that gives you roses.
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  The Classic Sayings:
Victory has a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan.   Thomas Campbell
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Our peace must be a peace of victors, not of the vanquished. General Ferdinand Foch
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Victory is a thing of the will. General Ferdinand Foch
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The people who remained victorious were less like conquerors than conquered.
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The most dangerous moment comes with victory. Napoleon Bonaparte
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One may know how to gain a victory, and know not how to use it.
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Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be;
for without victory there is no survival. Winston Churchill
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Service Tips Of The Week
Individual Commitment to A group effort, makes a team work, a company work,
a society work and a civilization work. Vince Lombardi
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: America Votes 2004
http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/
CNN online presents news and information of the
2004 Presidential election. Who has the money? Who has the momentum?
If Kerry wins, will he provide "coat-tails" for other Democrat candidates to be elected
to the House and Senate? Will Ralph Nader again siphon votes away from the Democrats?
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
In the 1950's, the average hospital stay for heart attack patients was
more than six weeks. In 1986, it was 12 days. Today, it's 6 days
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The last American president to sport facial hair was William Howard
Taft, who left office in 1913. He had a mustache.
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,
"Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."
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Proverbs 13:18
He who ignores discipline comes to poverty and shame,
but whoever heeds correction is honored
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
Advertisement for lawn sprinkler system: "Dew it yourself."
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We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.
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A politician leads an active life. When he isn't straddling an issue, he is dodging one.
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The great thing about living in a small town is that when you don't
know what you're doing, someone else does.
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Travel is very educational. I can now say, "Kaopectate" in seven different languages.
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THE FINAL WORD
Readers of William Safire's "On Language" column in The New York Times Magazine
were asked to give sports-related definitions for common words:

Superficial: A really good referee
Beleaguered: Stuck in the semipros
Hermit: Girl's baseball glove
Saturnine: Baseball team that plays on weekends
Truncate: Tailgate party given by a compact-car owner
Wrinkle: A small hockey arena
Haiku: Signal to center from a Japanese quarterback

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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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