Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   11-29-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
A journey of a hundred miles starts with an argument over how to load the car.
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What did the bartender ask Charles Dickens when he ordered a martini?   Olive or twist?
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All of Today's Best Comic Strips Are Here
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Instructions For Life
Let people know what you stand for - and what you won't stand for
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You can stand tall without standing on someone.
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You can be a victor without having victims. Harriet Woods
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Take time to laugh - it is the music of the soul.
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Happiness Is:
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.
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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. Tim Allen
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Age is not important unless you're cheese or wine.
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A man wrapped up in himself makes a mighty small bundle.
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Myrna Loy Center
The Myrna Loy Center is offering an exciting new 2004-05 season of live performances.
For more information, please visit our 2004-05 Live Performance web page.
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting In The Check Out Lane
The Day After Thanksgiving
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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. Jack London
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Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. Schopenhauer
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Some people couldn't pour water out of a boot
if there was a hole in the toe and the directions were printed on the heel.
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Promises are like snowballs - easy to make but hard to keep.
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Regardless of how much patience we have, we would prefer never to use any of it.
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When we are planning for posterity,
we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. Thomas Paine
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Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. Frank Moore Colby
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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Dwight D. Eisenhower
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A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. Sir Thomas Beecham
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The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. Henry Stimson
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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.   Carlyle
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The problem with people who have no vices is that you can be pretty sure
they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues. Elizabeth Taylor
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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,
because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand. Russell
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Fortune Cookies
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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  The Classic Sayings:
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Don't wait for your "ship to come in" and feel angry and cheated when it doesn't.
Get going with something small. Kassorla
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The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. Walpole
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?   Abraham Lincoln
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The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. Bret Harte
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Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it,
but they labor in it because they excel. Hazlitt
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When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. Samuel Goldwyn
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Progress isn't made by early risers.
It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. Robert Heinlein
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Service Tip Of The Week
Customers Are Volunteers. Covey
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: GovLoans.gov
GovLoans.gov is your gateway to government loan information.
Five federal agencies, U.S. Department of Agriculture, U.S. Department of Education,
U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development, U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs,
U.S. Small Business Administration - have created this single point of access
for federal loan information on the Web.   http://govloans.gov/govloans/index.jhtml
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
Pres. Franklin D. Roosevelt served hot dogs and beer to King George VI in 1939. Not to be
outdone, Queen Elizabeth II served hot dogs at a royal banquet for the American Bar Association.
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Caterpillars have 4,000 muscles, humans have only 639.
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What do you call it when two egotists butt heads? An I for an I!
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
A night watchman is a man who earns his living without doing a day's work.
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What's a shotgun wedding? A case of wife or death!
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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Proverbs 15:4
The tongue that brings healing is a tree of life, but a deceitful tongue crushes the spirit.
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
How can there Be self-help "groups"?
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Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Things could be worse...Martha Stewart could be your mother-in-law.
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THE FINAL WORD
Great hopes make great men. Thomas Fuller
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A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there. Clare Booth Luce
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He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has.
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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.   Thomas H. Huxley
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Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. McCarthy
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market

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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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