Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   1-19-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
If a professional flower arranger were bewildered, might she be a petrified florist?
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Instructions For Life
Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality.
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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In 1967, 63,000 spectators watched the first Superbowl in California's
Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum where Vince Lombardi's
Green Bay Packers defeated the Kansas City Chiefs, 35-10!
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Great local E-Commerce site - www.TizerLakeGardens.com
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Beware of the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
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Experience: what you get when you don't get what you want
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Thoughts While Waiting For The January Thaw
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We age not because our cells die but because they stop dividing.
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In a verbal confrontation, lower your voice to the degree
that the other person raises his or hers.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe
so that man doesn't have to experience it. Max Frisch
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down
I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he
never shows to anyone. Mark Twain
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Does a clean house indicate the computer is broken?
Or does a clean house indicate somebody erased Solitaire?
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
Benjamin Franklin
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Baseball serves as a good model for democracy in action: Every player
is equally important and each has a chance to be a hero. Edward Abbey
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This Weeks Marketing Q&A
According to experts, some sales people are like squirrels.
They don't like to head straight for anything.
For safety, they may run past the closing question
and try to sweep around it from the side or back.
Q) So what's the best way to get to the closing question?
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Did you hear about the two little boys who found
themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake?
"Quick," said one, "Run! Before they say we did it!"
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Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt. Herbert Hoover
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Top 10 Stress Reduction Tips (Tip Number 2)
Live in the present - Try to take one day at a time. If your body is in the present
and your mind is in the past or the future the results can be hazardous.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week: Telemarketing Fact Sheet
at: http://www.census.gov/Press-Release/www/2003/cb03-ff14SE.html
   This U.S. Census Bureau site provides facts and statistics about the
telemarketing industry including: number of telemarketing establishments,
annual payroll for employees in the industry, and sales numbers.
Also included are facts about telephone usage in U.S. households.
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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon (worse then usual!)
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Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
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Captain, I cannot believe my ears! Spock
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(Q) Are we clear? (A)No. We're opaque.
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Most families have heirlooms, but my family has heirloons.   Lawrence
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
Take photographs of every car you own.
Later, these will trigger wonderful memories.
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To0 Reach A State Law Library
at: http://www.socialaw.com/otherlaw/statelnks.html
This site offers a comprehensive and current list, organized by state,
of links to state agencies, courts, and laws.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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In 1889 Dr Herman Hollerith of New York patented the first electric computer
to process data. The company he founded to market his invention
eventually evolved into the giant IBM
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In 1946 for his 11th birthday, Elvis Presley asked for a bicycle.
His dad bought him a $12 guitar instead and the rest is history.
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Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
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Proverbs 15:30
A cheerful look brings joy to the heart, and good news gives health to the bones.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Life is too short to run with anything less than 500 MHz.
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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong. Voltaire
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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