Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   1-26-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
Sign in Veterinarian's office:
All unattended children will be given a free kitten.
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3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
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Instructions For Life
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb,
but how well you bounce. Alvin Fisher - Billings
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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WorldWideLearn at: http://www.worldwidelearn.com/
A directory of online courses, accredited online degrees, continuing education,
online training, and online education. Hundreds of online courses, accredited degree
programs, certificates, professional continuing education and learning resources
in 239 subject areas offered by educational institutions, companies
all over the world. Includes Montana State University
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Great local E-Commerce site - www.TizerLakeGardens.com
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to
have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain
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$3.00 OFF - Lube - Oil - Filter AT AAA Power Lube & Wash
PLUS ... FREE Car Wash With Oil Change
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Thoughts While Waiting For
The Super Bowl To Start and The Super Bowl Hype To End
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An apology is a good way to have the last word.
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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling;
if you can use either one, it's a miracle. Jack Adams
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God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers. Jewish proverb
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The gem cannot be polished without friction,
nor man perfected without trials.   Chinese proverb
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The proper function of man is to live, not to exist. I shall not
waste my days in trying to prolong them. I shall use my time. Jack London
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference. Robert Frost
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The United States is like a gigantic boiler. Once the fire is lighted
under it there is no limit to the power it can generate. Edward Grey
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Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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I don't like work... but I like what is in work -- the chance to find
yourself. Your own reality -- for yourself, not for others
which no other man can ever know. Joseph Conrad
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A life without purpose is a languid, drifting thing; Every day we ought to review
our purpose, saying to ourselves: This day let me make a sound beginning,
for what we have hitherto done is naught!   Thomas A. Kempis
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This Weeks Marketing Q&A
From Irv Sternberg : It's a poor dog that doesn't wag it's own tail!
What is the most creative thing you've ever done to wag your tail?
Or in other words: To tell the world about your business?
Send your best to fortune@mtsky.com and we'll use it in coming weeks.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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64K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981
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A "Just Peace" is when our side gets what it wants.
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Top 10 Stress Reduction Tips (Tip Number 3)
Help Others: Looking outside yourself to other people and their problems
tends to diminish your concerns.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week:
Women of Our Time at: http://www.npg.si.edu/cexh/woot/
Navigate through this Smithsonian Institution Web site that offers an interactive gallery and explore photographs of some of twentieth-century America's famous and influential women. Also Included are brief biographical information and a discussion of photographic styles.
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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Sign Language: From Tom - Montana Boat Center
At a Veterinarians Office:
Parking for customers only: others will be neutered.
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In a Veterinarians waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on
the road, and stop reading these signs."
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At an Optometrists Office: If you don't see what your looking for,
you've come to the right place.
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies From Alvin Fisher - Billings
Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
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Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.
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You can't unsay a cruel thing.
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We create your web page * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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To Reach A State Law Library
at: http://www.socialaw.com/otherlaw/statelnks.html
This site offers a comprehensive and current list, organized by state,
of links to state agencies, courts, and laws.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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The letters of the alphabet in order of their frequency of
use are, ETAISONHRDLUCMFWYPGVBKJQXZ
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In 1839 William Talbot invented the photographic negative
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Proverbs 17:6 Children's children are a crown to the aged,
and parents are the pride of their children.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Maybe there's no I in "team," but there's definitely an M and an E.
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The best sermons are lived, not preached.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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