Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   12-6-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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Bad Joke Monday
If everyone owned a horse, this country would be more stabilized.
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Children brighten up a home: They forget to turn out the lights!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Instructions For Life
Education is what you get from reading the small print;
experience is what you get from not reading it.
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The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.
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Take time to laugh - it is the music of the soul.
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Happiness Is:
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,
it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Lars
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Archeologists will date any old thing.
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Television - a medium.
So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. Ernie Kovacs
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People are like tea bags.
You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
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About 8.7 billion e-mails are sent each day in the U.S. and Canada.
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A ship should not ride on a single anchor, nor life on a single hope."
Epictetus (55-135) Greek philosopher
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The Myrna Loy Center is offering an exciting new 2004-05 season of live performances.
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For The First Snow Storm
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In war: resolution. In defeat: defiance. In victory: magnanimity.
In peace: goodwill. Sir Winston Churchill
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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. Victor Hugo
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The simplest toy, which even the youngest child can operate,
is called a grandparent. Sam Levenson
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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20
has wasted 30 years of his life. Muhammad Ali
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Patience is counting down without blasting off.
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Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. Henry Ford
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to
sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers
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Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away."
Tom Brokaw
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In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
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HUMANKIND
Man must realize his own unimportance before he can appreciate his importance.Baumgardy
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Man is born passionate of body, but with an innate though secret tendency to the love of
Good in his main-spring of Mind. But God help us all! It is at present a sad jar of atoms. Lord Byron
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We keep going back, stronger, not weaker, because we will not allow rejection
to beat us down. It will only strengthen our resolve.
To be successful there is no other way. Earl G. Graves
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I really didn't say everything I said. --Yogi Berra
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
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Football combines the two worst features of American life:
Violence and committee meetings. George Will
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Fortune Cookies
A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner. English proverb
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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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  The Classic Sayings:
If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else. Peter
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Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. Robin Morgan
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward.
Ignorance is never better than knowledge. Enrico Fermi
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About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly
is to steal with good judgment.   Josh Billings
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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision. Falkland
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!    Tommy Smothers
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. Fran Lebowitz
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes.
Let the reader catch his own breath.   Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart
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We are here on Earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I don't know. Auden

By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a
masterpiece may be unpopular to the other proposition that unless it is unpopular
it cannot be a masterpiece. G. K. Chesterton
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A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits as well. Robert Heinlein
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Service Tip Of The Week
Customers Are Volunteers. Covey
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Link of the Week: Social Security Death Index.
Over 66,827,579 records. Search by name, SS number, birth & death dates or other criteria. http://ssdi.genealogy.rootsweb.com
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
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The beginning is always today. Mary Wollstonecraft
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because
it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Leaders go down in history. Some farther down than others.
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Proverbs 15:9 The LORD detests the way of the wicked
but he loves those who pursue righteousness.
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
The meek shall inherit the earth, they are too weak to refuse.
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SIGN IN WOMEN'S ROOM
Objects in this mirror are MUCH prettier than they appear.
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Things could be worse...Martha Stewart could be your mother-in-law.
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THE FINAL WORD
The difference between gossip and news is whether you hear it or tell it.
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"Were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers,
or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter."
Thomas Jefferson     "Letter to Col. Edward Carrington", January 16, 1787
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Instructions For Life
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw
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Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has.
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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.   Thomas H. Huxley
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Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. McCarthy
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May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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