Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   1-5-04 Our 6th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
*All that can be invented has already been invented. C. Duell, US Pat.Off. 1899
* You will never go anywhere, boy." Mgr.Grand Ole Opry to Elvis Presley, 1954
* Who wants to hear an actor's voice?"    Harry Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927
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Instructions For Life
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is...
trying to please everybody. -- Bill Cosby
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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PLUS ... FREE Car Wash With Oil Change
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Thoughts While Waiting Plowing The First Snow Of The New Year
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The best portion of a good man's life is the little, nameless,
unremembered acts of kindness and love. William Wordsworth
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. Henry Ford
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Not the owner of many possessions will you be right to call happy:
He more rightly deserves the name of happy who knows how to use
Gods' gifts wisely and to put up with rough poverty,
and who fears dishonor more than death.    Horace
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It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. Steinbeck
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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or
measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity. Adams
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A teacher asked one of her pupils to name the nation's capital.
He replied, "It's Washington DC and the DC stands for Dot Com"
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"Kind words can be short and easy to speak,
but their echoes are truly endless." Mother Teresa
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Television News Archive at: http://tvnews.vanderbilt.edu/
The Television News Archive collection at Vanderbilt University is the world's most extensive and complete archive of television news. The collection holds more than 30,000 individual network evening news broadcasts from the major U.S. national broadcast networks:
ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN, and more than 9,000 hours of special news-related programming including ABC's Nightline since 1989. These special reports and
periodic news broadcasts cover presidential press conferences and political campaign coverage, and national and international events such as the Watergate hearings,
the plight of American hostages in Iran, the Persian Gulf war,
and the terrorist attack on the United States on September 11, 2001.
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Marketing Q&A
Is it better to offer good products and services
or being perceived as offering good products and services?
E-mail your answer to fortune@mtsky.com
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something
that you said couldn't be done.   Sam Ewing
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A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation
with the bricks others have thrown at him. David Brinkley
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Everything you want to know about identity theft courtesy of Bob Pancich
http://wserver0.prepaidlegal.com/Multisite/JSP/idt.jsp
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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
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Some people stay longer in an hour than others do in a month. Wm. D. Howells
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
A hero is a man who does what he can.
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I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift,
nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise,
nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favor to men of skill;
but time and chance happeneth to them all.   Ecclesiastes 9:11
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439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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The US gets one new millionaire every 14 minutes
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This time, like all times, is a very good one,
if we but know what to do with it. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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We continually struggle to be that which we, in spirit, are not!   A. Firestein
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Proverbs 5:18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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He can compress the most words into the smallest
idea of any man I ever met.   Abraham Lincoln
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Teacher Certification Requirements for 50 States
at: http://www.uky.edu/Education/TEP/usacert.html
In an effort to facilitate the movement from one state to another,
the UK College of Education will attempt to collect the teacher certification
requirements for the 50 States. We recognize that States are continually
revising their teacher certification/licensure rules and requirements.
This page is intended to help you gather planning information on states of your choice!
You might want to look at the certification requirements
and later look for position announcements in the State.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail please copy and paste them into the address line of your internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter, but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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