Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   2-16-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."
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Being a husband is like any other job.
It helps a lot if you like the boss.
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Instructions For Life
Smile when picking up the phone.
The caller will hear it in your voice.
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
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Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
This Weeks Winner - Gary White - American Legion
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"If at first you don't succeed, get your assistant to do it!"
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A Dictionary of Quotations at: http://www.bartleby.com/73/
The 2,100 entries in this eminently researched collection form the constellation of collected wisdom in American political debate. In fulfilling decades of requests from Members of Congress for citation of quotations, the Library of Congress compiled the most frequently asked questions of the legislature for the edification of every citizen.
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Two From Albert Einstien.
* Wisdom is not a product of schooling, but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
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* People like you and I, though mortal of course like everyone else,
do not grow old no matter how long we live.
What I mean is that we never cease to stand like curious children
before the great mystery into which we were born. (Thanks Linda)
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The Partners of Success CREED
Care more than others think you should.
Risk more than others think is safe.
Expect more than others think is possible.
Enthuse more than others think is good.
Dream more than others think is practical.
This is the creed for success in any field.

For a FREE 8 X 10, suitable for framing copy of the CREED,
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PLUS ... FREE Car Wash With Oil Change
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Race To The Sky To Begin
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.Unknown
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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.
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Most of us want to change the world,
but only a few of us are willing to change our own minds!
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The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,
but they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young,
compassionate with the aged,
sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and strong.
Because someday in life you will have been all of these. Carver
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The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority. Blanchard
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Tis easy enough to be pleasant, when life flows like a song.
But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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Adversity brings knowledge, and knowledge wisdom. Welsh proverb
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Stupidity won't kill you, but it can make you sweat.   English proverb
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Signs Of The Times
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FREE! FREE! One shoe shined absolutely free.
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On the desk of a kindergarten teacher: THINK SMALL.
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Top 10 Stress Reduction Tips (Tip Number 6)
Give people a break. If you see your spouse, kids, co-worker,
or supervisor doing something wrong, unsafe, or unwise,
help rather than condemn them.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week
Charges On Your Phone Bill at:
http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/phonebills/samplePhonebill.html
This Federal Communications Commision site helps you to understand
the myriad of charges on your telephone bill. Site provides the history
and an detailed explanation of each of these charges.
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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Views expressed by husbands are not necessarily those of the management.
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Of all liars, the most convincing is memory.
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
Better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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Earworms are songs that crawl into your head and stay.
98% of us have had a song stuck in our heads. Six of the worst offenders are
"It's a Small World," "The Lion Sleeps Tonight," "Don't Worry; Be
Happy," "Macarena," "Gilligan's Island" theme, and "Y.M.C.A."
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Proverbs 25:26 Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Q. Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
A. The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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