Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 2-1-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
Every family should have at least three children.
Then if one is a genius, the other two can support him.
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It was 18 years ago that the cellular phone was introduced.
Before that, drivers had to keep their hands busy with just a radio.
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Instructions For Life
Gentle words fall lightly, but have great weight.
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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How Firewalls Work at: http://computer.howstuffworks.com/firewall.htm

Firewalls have helped protect computers in large companies for years. Now, they're a critical component of home networks, as well. How do they help keep computer networks secure? If you have a fast Internet connection into your home (either a DSL connection or a cable modem), you may have found yourself hearing about firewalls for your home network as well. Learn how firewalls work and see what they can do for your home network.

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Great local E-Commerce site - www.TizerLakeGardens.com
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
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$3.00 OFF - Lube - Oil - Filter AT AAA Power Lube & Wash
PLUS ... FREE Car Wash With Oil Change
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Super Bowl To Start
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The National Football League first made the wearing of helmets mandatory in 1943.
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A choice is always possible, even without any options.
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A clear conscience is indicative of a faulty memory.
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A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.
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There are 6 pounds of pennies in the average American home.
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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. Duncan
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All good things arrive to them that wait
and don't die in the meantime. Mark Twain
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Cut out all these exclamation points!
An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. F. Scott Fitzgerald
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If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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It's amazing how your kids stop coming back home
once they get their own washer and dryer
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This Weeks Marketing Q&A

A car company moves its factories to Mexico and claims it's a free market.
We buy HP Printers made in Mexico. We buy shirts made in Bangladesh.
BUT, heaven help the elderly who buy prescription drugs from a Canadian pharmacy.
That's a crime! And you think the pharmaceutical companies don't have a powerful lobby?
Think again! Send your best to Sales Tip to fortune@mtsky.com

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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago.
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A steamroller is the sincerest form of flattery.
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What lies behind us and what lies before us
are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Morrow
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Top 10 Stress Reduction Tips (Tip Number 4)
Laugh! Laughter from whatever source is known to have healthful effects.
Finding humor in a problem means you are on the road to solving it.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week:
Extreme Cold at: http://www.cdc.gov/nceh/hsb/extremecold/
Cold weather safety tips and information about cold weather health conditions from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. When winter temperatures drop below normal, staying warm and safe can become a challenge. The emergency procedures outlined
here are not a substitute for training in first aid. However, these procedures will help
you know when to seek medical care and what to do until help becomes available.
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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Questions Asked of Librarians:
Can you tell me why so many Civil War battles were fought in national parks?
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Do you have any books with photos of dinosaurs?
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I need to find out Ibid's first name for my bibliography
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How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody is looking. Mencken
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He who angers you conquers you. Elizabeth Kenny
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We create your web page * We host your web page.
We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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State & County QuickFacts at: http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/
Quick, easy access to facts about people,
business, and geography from the U.S. Census Bureau.
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Great Local E-Commerce Site - www.TeamSkains.com
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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You cannot leave footprints in the sands of time while sitting down.
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Life is like a mirror; we get the best results when we smile at it.
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Proverbs 17:6 Children's children are a crown to the aged,
and parents are the pride of their children.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens. Abraham Lincoln
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People used to live lives of quiet desperation--now they go on TV talk shows
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Bumper Sticker: Honk if you love peace and quiet.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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