Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   2-23-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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Bad Joke Monday
What did the man say who first discovered fire?
"Ouch, oooh ouch, That's Hot! Ouch ouch ooohhh ouch!"
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The Honeymoon is over when:
Q. Can you name your wife's favorite flower?
A. Yes, it's Pillsbury!
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Instructions For Life
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
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Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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The Passion of the Christ
Is coming to theaters all over the area.
Here is a web site from Chuck Colson to visit before you see the movie.
A Viewer's Guide By Jim Tonkowich and Gina Dalfonzo
http://www.pfm.org/BPtemplate.cfm?Section=BreakPoint_Home&Template
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What are some good ways to prepare for the film?
For a start, we would simply suggest reading one or all of the Gospel accounts
of Jesus’ death. This will help prepare your heart and mind for what
you’re going to see, as well as helping you judge the accuracy of Gibson’s account.
These can be found in Matthew 26-28, Mark 14-15, Luke 22-23, and John 18-19.
Thanks to John & Kathleen K. for the tip!
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The real contest is always between what you've done and what you're
capable of doing. You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else."
        Geoffrey Gaberino
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LEVELS OF JOY!
* Your metabolism changes so that you can lose weight eating chocolate.
* Your computer actually crashes when the technician is there.
* You haven't put on weight -- your clothes actually did shrink.
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Thoughts While Waiting For Race To The Sky Results
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The Postal Service honored legendary Secretariat with his own stamp.
That shows you how strange life is for racehorses.
You win the race and you wind up on the front of the stamp.
You lose a race and you wind up on the back of the stamp.
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Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far
higher than if you had aimed at an object on a level with yourself. F. Hawes
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There are two ways of exerting one's strength:
one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.   Booker T. Washington
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I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius
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Nothing is more endangered in the modern world than the powerful
combination of hard work toward meaningful goals joined with an
exuberant embrace of the present moment. Tom Morris
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A childlike man is not a man whose development has been arrested; on
the contrary, he is a man who has given himself a chance of
continuing to develop long after most adults have muffled themselves
in the cocoon of middle aged habit and convention. Aldous Huxley
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Adversity brings knowledge, and knowledge wisdom. Welsh proverb
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Editing is a rewording activity.
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Ambidextrous: Able to put sugar in coffee with either hand!
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An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in himself than me.
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There are 635,013,559,600 different possible hands in bridge.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Either write something worth reading, or do something
worth writing. Benjamin Franklin
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Golfers Lingo
Put means to place a thing where you want it.
Putt means a vain attempt to do the same thing.
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Top 10 Stress Reduction Tips (Tip Number 7)
Monitor your frame of mind.
If that "self talk" that goes on in your head makes you feel stressed, stop yourself
and try to think positive thoughts in a positive way.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week
Electronic Literature Foundation at: http://elf.chaoscafe.com/
The mission of the Electronic Literature Foundation is to produce advanced
electronic texts to be used by students, scholars, and admirers of literature
around the world. Our goal is to provide free access to a variety of texts
from world literature available in several languages and/or editions,
with forums for communication regarding these works, for all types of readers.
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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here. Great Job MDOT!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!
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If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
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We advertise your web page in Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter every week.
439-4217 to put your business in Montana Facts&Fun
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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In Kentucky, it is against the law to throw eggs at a public speaker.
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Proverbs 12:20
There is deceit in the hearts of those who plot evil,
but joy for those who promote peace.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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Daddy, what does "Formatting Non-removable Disk" mean?
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The Partners of Success CREED
Care more than others think you should.
Risk more than others think is safe.
Expect more than others think is possible.
Enthuse more than others think is good.
Dream more than others think is practical.
This is the creed for success in any field.

For a FREE 8 X 10, suitable for framing copy of the CREED,
Email FORTUNE@MTSKY.COM with the word CREED on the subject line.
Include delivery address in body of E-mail
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail, please copy and paste them into the address line of your internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter, but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
If your name has been added in error and you would prefer not to receive our newsletter
just put subtract in the subject line and push send.
Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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