Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 3-1-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
They said jogging could add years to my life. They were right.
I've only been jogging once and feel ten years older already.
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The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in line.
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Instructions For Life
Books won't stay banned - Ideas won't go to jail. Griswold
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert. E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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Child psychology is what children use to manage their parents.
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Great local E-Commerce site - www.TizerLakeGardens.com
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If all of us had no faith in one another,
we would all have to live within our incomes.
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You Be The News Reporter!
Here are the news sources the top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting In Line For The Passion
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Do not go where the path may lead,
go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Emerson
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I don't know who my grandfather was;
I am much more concerned to know who his grandson will be. Lincoln
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On the back of a septic tank-service company truck:
Satisfaction guaranteed, or your merchandise cheerfully refunded.
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Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions.
Life is an experiment. Emerson
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The great end of art is to strike the imagination with the power of a soul that
refuses to admit defeat even in the midst of a collapsing world. Nietzsche
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The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. Mencius (371-291 B.C.)
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President George W. Bush Web Sites
90 web sites devoted entirely to him. 50 Positive sites - 40 Negative sites
Campaign sites - Support sites - Parody sites
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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Sunday School teacher: Boys and girls, what do we know about God?
Little Boy: He's an artist!
SST: Really? Why do you think that?
LB: You know, Our Father, who does art in Heaven.

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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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The person who agrees with everything you say either
isn't paying attention or plans to sell you something.
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Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.
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Trouble is the easiest thing in the world to borrow.
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Top 10 Stress Reduction Tips (Tip Number 8)
Treat yourself right. That means eat healthy, excersise, get enough sleep
and take time, a little each day, for something that gives you pleasure.
See all ten stress reduction tips here
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week: Our Public Debt

Our Outstanding Public Debt as of 2-19-04 at 05:15:19 PM GMT is:
7,097,118,577,454.03 The estimated population of the United States is 293,418,026
so each citizen's share of this debt is $24,186.83.
The National Debt has continued to increase an average of $2.06 billion per day
since September 30, 2003! Concerned? Tell Congress and/or the White House!

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Montana Road Report
For Montana Winter Road Reports Go Here.
Another Great Year For MDOT Road Reporting! Great Job!!!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
I hope my child will ge a good Roman Catholic like me. Madonna
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If love is the answer, what is the question? Lily Tomlin
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Furbling, v.: Having to wander through a maze of ropes at
an airport or post office, when you are the only person in line.
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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A Bob Pancich Report:
Our government can track a cow born 3 years ago in Canada,
to her Washington State stall. Also they track her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens loose in our country.
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Fortune Cookies
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. Einstein
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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Caterpillars have more than three times as many muscles as humans
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Proverbs 20
Make plans by seeking advice; if you wage war, obtain guidance.
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable.
Now there's shipping and handling, too.
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Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press?
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The two best times to keep your mouth shut
are when you're swimming and when you're angry.
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The Passion of the Christ
Here is a web site from Chuck Colson to visit before you see the movie.
A Viewer's Guide By Jim Tonkowich and Gina Dalfonzo
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail, please copy and paste them into the address line of your internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter, but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages. * Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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