Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 3-29-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
If everyone owned a horse, this country would be more stabilized.
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Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
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Instructions For Life
The trouble with giving advice is that people want to repay you.
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Don't let anyone talk you out of pursuing what you know to be a great idea.
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It Could Be Yours! Dinner for two at: Perkins Family Restaurant and Bakery
Cedar Street & I-15 - Helena, Montana Open 24 hours - Great Family Dining
Dinner includes entree, drinks and dessert.
E-Mail name and phone number to: fortune@mtsky.com Just say YES, I'll take the dinner for two!
This weeks winner is - Jim Enyeart - Home Beautifiers
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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PC MESSAGE GLOSSARY
* It says: "Press Any Key" It means: "Press it, but I'm not moving."
* It says: "Press A Key" (This one's a programmers joke.) It means:
Nothing happens unless you press the "A" key.
* It says: "Please Wait...." It means: "...indefinitely."
* It says: "Directory does not exist" It means: "any more. Whoops."

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Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
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Why do 'tug' boats 'push' their barges?
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Great local E-Commerce site - www.TizerLakeGardens.com
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I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
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You Be The News Reporter!
Here are the news sources the top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Out On A Sunday Drive To Townsend
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Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away. Tom Brokaw
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We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. Will Rogers
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Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all. Dale Carnegie
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Our nation was born in struggle and in sacrifice. It is not new for our people
to surmount obstacles and bring order out of chaos. We shall do so again. Herbert Lehman
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To the world you might be one person,
but to one person you might be the world. Anonymous
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Reflect upon your present blessings, of which every man has many--not
on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. Charles Dickens
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain
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About 15% of supermarket shoppers observe the express-lane item limit.
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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New Office Buzzwords for 2004

* Blame Storming: Sitting around in a group,
discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
* Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.
* Prairie Dogging:: When someone yells or drops something in a cube farm,
and heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
* Mouse Potato: On-line version of the couch potato.
* Swiped Out: ATM card rendered useless from extensive use.

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Education is what you get from reading the small print;
experience is what you get from not reading it.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Archeologists will date any old thing.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week: State & County Quick Facts
at: http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/
Quick, easy access to facts about people, business, and geography from the U.S. Census Bureau.
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How Hybrid Cars Work at: http://auto.howstuffworks.com/hybrid-car.htm
How does a hybrid car work? What goes on under the hood to give you 20 or 30 more miles per gallon
than the standard automobile? And does it pollute less just because it gets better gas mileage?
What is going on in the Toyota and Honda hybrids,
and even give you some advice about how to drive one for maximum efficiency!
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Relief: What a tree does in the spring
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And now, a joke for the psychics in the group ........
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
Unswerving loyalty to duty, constant devotion to truth, and a clear conscience
will overcome every discouragement and surely lead the way to usefulness and high achievement.
Grover Cleveland
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Affordable Web Page Design 439-4217
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Great Local E-Commerce Site - www.TeamSkains.com
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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What is orthography? It is the art of spelling
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People are like tea bags.
You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
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Proverbs 15:9
The Lord detests the way of the wicked but he loves those who pursue righteousness.
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"The best way to get people to think out of the box is not to
create the box in the first place." Martin Cooper
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See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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I'm not just a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end,
it would probably be Memorial Day Weekend. Doug Lars
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Television - a medium.
So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. Ernie Kovacs
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There are now more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average. See! You've met your New Year's resolution!
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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