Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   4-5-04 Our 7th year of publication in Helena!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
The meek shall inherit the earth, they are too weak to refuse.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because
it`s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Instructions For Life
Reach high, for the stars lie hidden in your soul.
Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. Pamela Vaull Starr
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Happiness Is ...
The recipe for happiness is enough money to pay the monthly bills,
a little extra to give you confidence, enthusiasm for your work, a substantial share of good health,
a couple of real friends and a wife and children to share life's beauty with you. J. Kenfield Morley
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Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly,
one-directionally, without regret or reservation. William H. Sheldon
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Leaders go down in history. Some farther down than others.
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Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
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Here are the news sources the top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For Qwest To Install DSL In Our Area
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Impossibility: a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools.    Napoleon Bonaparte
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Envious persons never compliment, they only swallow.    Mexican Proverb
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words,
how dangerous is a fax?
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A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.
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I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
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Being defeated is often only a temporary condition.
Giving up is what makes it permanent. Marilyn vos Savant
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Nothing lowers the level of conversation more than raising the voice. Horowitz
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The manner in which it is given is worth more than the gift. Pierre Corneille
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Some people say I have attitude - maybe I do. But I think you have
to. You have to believe in yourself when no one else does - that
makes you a winner right there. Venus Williams US tennis champion
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Any person capable of angering you becomes your master;
he can anger you only when you permit yourself to be disturbed by him. Epictetus
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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It's Funny How ...
A $10.00 bill looks so big when you take it to church, but so small when you take it to the market.
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We believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Archeologists will date any old thing.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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MontanaFacts Link Of The Week:

Facts About Fat From The FDA http://www.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/transfat.html#unhide
The FDA requires food manufacturers to list trans fat on Nutrition Facts. Scientific evidence shows
that consumption of saturated fat, trans fat, and dietary cholesterol raises LDL or "bad"
cholesterol levels that increase the risk of coronary heart disease.
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Small Steps Toward Your Weight Loss Goal
1. Walk to work.   2. Use fat free milk over whole milk.   3. Do sit-ups in front of the TV.
4. Walk during lunch hour.   5. Drink water before a meal.
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Oliver Wendell Holmes once attended a meeting in which he was the shortest man present.
"Dr. Holmes," quipped a friend, "I should think you'd feel rather small among us big fellows."
"I do," retorted Holmes. "I feel like a dime among a lot of pennies."
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Fortune Cookies
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it
than to consume wealth without producing it. George Bernard Shaw
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Great Local E-Commerce Site - www.TeamSkains.com
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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95% of the creatures on Earth are smaller than a chicken egg.
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Top speed of a chicken at full gallop: 9 mph.
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Proverbs 20:2
A king's wrath is like the roar of a lion; he who angers him forfeits his life.
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  See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?
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"Put" means to place a thing where you want it.
"Putt" means a vain attempt to do the same thing.
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that
the system works. Bill Vaughan, journalist (1915-1977)
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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
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Link of the Week: Social Security Death Index. http://ssdi.genealogy.rootsweb.com
Over 66,827,579 records. Search by name, SS number, birth & death dates or other criteria.
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Virtue means doing the right thing, in relation to the right person, at the right time, to the right extent,
in the right manner, and for the right purpose. Thus, to give money away is quite a simple task,
but for the act to be virtuous, the donor must give to the right person, for the right purpose,
in the right amount, in the right manner, and at the right time. Aristotle
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Patience is counting down without blasting off.
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Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. Henry Ford
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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