Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   5-3-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
Life is just downtime between Mail packets.
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Life's too short for bad coffee.
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Instructions For Life
"Being grandparents sufficiently removes us from
the responsibilities so that we can be friends." Allan Frome
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Happiness Is ...
Kissing: Putting your honey where your mouth is.
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"The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying."
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You Be The News Reporter!
Here are the news sources the top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For
The Opening of the World War Two Memorial In Washington DC
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And when he gets to Heaven To St. Peter he will tell:
'One more Marine reporting, Sir — I've served my time in Hell.'
Sgt. James A. Donahue - First Marine Division
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Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. Winston Churchill
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I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality,
its futility, its stupidity. General Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim
earned in blood of his followers and sacrifices of his friends. General Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Today we may say aloud before an awe-struck world:
"We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls." Winston Churchill
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You cannot invade the mainland United States.
There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto
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Proclaim liberty throughout all the land unto all the inhabitants thereof."
The Bible (Inscribed on the Liberty Bell,)
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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It's Funny How ...
Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." George Carlin
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Free Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week:
Journalism Help: Finding Data on the Internet http://nilesonline.com/data/
. Scroll the links on this site for journalists and you'll soon be checking facts and downloading
reputable data on everything from public safety to campaign contributions.
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Jokes That Go Over Like A Lead Balloon
Teens Say ...
* 53% say their role model is a teacher or family member, not a pop icon or sports star.
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* 36% say pressure to drink or do drugs is a problem.
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* 90% say they have a family member in whom they can confide.
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The Photo Centre Can Solve Your Photo & Film Problems
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Fortune Cookies
When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be. Lao Tzu
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If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed. David Viscott
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Affordable Web Page Design 439-4217
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Visit This Great Web Page
American Writer http://www.americanwriters.org/
This C-SPAN series examines the lives and works of selected American writers and explores their influence
on Americans today. On the companion web site, you'll find detailed biographical and historical background
for each featured author. We learned about the journals of the Lewis and Clark expedition, experienced the
world of Harriet Beecher Stowe while she was writing Uncle Tom's Cabin, and explored the
Declaration of Independence and other documents written by founding fathers Thomas Jefferson
and James Madison. Jump in and take an in-depth look at 45 American writers who helped shape a nation.
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Everyone who has ever taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower,
dries off, and does something about it that makes a difference. Nolan Bushnell
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Great Local E-Commerce Site - www.TeamSkains.com
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Oh Thank You, Thank You, I needed to know this.
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Computer Bumper Snickers
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Don't make me use uppercase.
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A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?
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The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?
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Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact.
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Proverbs 25:26
Like a muddied spring or a polluted well
is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked.
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Did You Know?
At the higher levels of sound, human beings can hear sounds up to 20,000 cycles per second,
dogs can manage up to 40,000 cycles per second, and cats can hear up to 100,000 cycles per second.
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Two million American fathers stay at home with the kids while Mom works.
That's about 8% of all dads.
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The first letters of the months July through November, in order, spell the name JASON.
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  See The Top 50 National & State News Links Here!
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
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What makes life 100%?
Well, If ...
A B C D E F G H I J K L   M   N O   P Q R S T U V W   X Y Z
                 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 = 100%
Then,
H A R D W O R K
                     8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% Only
And
K N   O W L E D G E
                 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% Only
But,
A T T I T U D E
               1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved.

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