|
Montana
Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly 7-5-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
***********************************************
101
Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
******************************
Bad Joke Monday
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused
Novocain during a root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
***
I am pushing sixty. That's enough exercise for me. Mark Twain
*******************************************
Instructions For Life
Fortune's wheel never stands still,
the highest point is therefore the most perilous. Maria Edgeworth
***
Give your children these two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
***
Free
Beverage With Deli Sandwich AT Bob's Valley Market
***
Start the week with a smile,
and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
***
Happiness Is ...
"A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television."
***
"There's no problem with high self-esteem, if you deserve it." Marilyn vos Savant
***
AutoConceptsMt.com Is
A Great New Helena E-commerce Site
Great Auto Detailing, Striping, Tinting & XM Radio too!
***
You Be
The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
***
15th Annual Bitterroot Valley Bluegrass Festival July 9-10-11
2004
Featuring:
John Reischman and the Jaybirds, Open Road, Sons of Ralph, Chris Stuart
and Backcountry,
Mountain Groan, Broken Valley Roadshow, The Steep Canyon Rangers.
Ravalli County Fairgrounds - Hamilton
Thisis the only Nationally recognized Annual Family Bluegrass
Festival in Montana.
Call Mark Dickerson at 406-363-1250 for information - E-mail = Markd@bitteroot.com
***
Thoughts While Waiting For The Fireworks to Begin
***
Fortune gives many too much, but none enough. MARTIAL, Epigrams
***
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the
happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. JONATHAN SWIFT,!
***
"Celebrate each small victory as a great awakening and each
small awakening as a great victory. Alexandra Firestein
***
If you ever think you are too small to be effective,
you've never been in a tent with a mosquito.
***
You don't get paid for the hour.
You get paid for the value you bring to the hour. Jim Rohn
***
Did you know that someone who is "pauciloquent"
uses as few words as possible when speaking?
***
Overheard in a golf course parking lot: Golf is a terrible game. I
hate it. I'm just glad I don't have to play it again until tomorrow.
***
It's a new age: Freedom of the press now means no-iron clothes.
***
Knock knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who?
A Mosquito just bit me on the arm!
***
IN BUSINESS
It's not the lions and tigers that'll get you. It's the mosquitoes.
***
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates
profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. Lao Tzu, philosopher
***
Flags Were Flying this Independence Day At
Colonial Inn, Shilo Inn, Holiday Inn Express, Waterford Retirement Center,
Walmart, Wells Fargo Banks,
Capital Ford, Power Chevrolet and many others. At Woody's Car Wash on Cedar, Power Chevrolet,
Perkin's Restaurant and many others. WayToGoHelena!!
Montana Flag & Pole 36 S. Last Chance Gulch carries a complete line of American flags in all sizes.
Still time to get yours flying for the rest of the summer. Call Fred at 443-7734.
***
Service Tip Of The Week = ASAP
Acknowledge the problem, Sympathize with the client,
Accept the responsibility, Promise action.
***
A special
place for special people - Townsend
Personal Care
***
It's Funny How ...
Who decided "Hotpoint" would be a good name for a company that sells refrigerators?
***
Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back
or a fool from any side.
***
"One-half of knowing what you want is knowing what you must
give up before you get it."
***
He who laughs, lasts. (unknown)
***
Save
A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
***
Montana Facts Link Of The Week:
Top Microsoft Downloads
http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/search.aspx?displaylang=en
This Microsoft site offers the top 50 most popular downloads from their download
center.
***
Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
***
In From The Earth To The Moon, Jules Verne's space travelers are
shot from a cannon located
in Florida, anticipating the site of
American space launches a century later.
*******************************************
Fortune
Cookies
The price of greatness is responsibility.
***
The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear.
***
OWIM
(Oh Well It’s Monday)
More "Reportedly" True Headlines
* March Planned For Next August
* Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
* Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
* 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
* Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
***
The Online Books Page
http://digital.library.upenn.edu/books/
The Online Books Page is a website that facilitates access to over 20,000
books that are
freely readable over the Internet. It also aims to encourage the
development
of such online books, for the benefit and edification of all.
***
Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
***
If I had known I was going to get this old
I would
have taken better care of myself when I was young.
***
The big thing today is computer dating.
If you don't
know how to run a computer it really dates you.
***
Affordable Web Page Design 439-4217
***
Great Local E-Commerce Site -
www.TeamSkains.com
<><* ><>
Proverbs 14:34
Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.
<><* ><>
See The Top 50 National
& State News Links Here!
***
OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
A news release from the National Center for Public Policy Research in
Washington, D.C., was headlined: Sun Plays Key Role in Global Warming.
***
Congratulations to area Law Enforcement. Great Holiday Weekend!
***
One of the advantages bowling has over golf
is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. Don Carter, pro bowler
***
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates
profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. Lao Tzu, philosopher
***
Who are the 2004 candidates
for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
***
Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail, please copy and
paste them into the address line of your
internet browser and hit the
enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community
newsletter,
but we want to ensure you do not receive any unwanted email.
If your name has been added in error and you would prefer not to receive
our newsletter
just put subtract in the subject line
and push send.
Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending
you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small
Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All
rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without
warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to
the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom
from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy
and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana
Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be
liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including,
but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or
indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist
May good fortune
smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2003. All rights reserved. |
Coupons
Montana
AAA
Car Wash Lube & Oil
AAA
Auto Rent
Abbey
Carpet-Steve Skains Flooring
Allen
Oil Company
Allen's
Super Store
All
Sport Stadium Blankets
AARP-Montana
Amsoil
Products
Auto
Concepts
Benjamin
Moore Paint Store
Betty
Babcock.Com
Bob’s
Valley Market
Buglin'
Bull Press
Burdick's
Locksmith Service
Chevrolet
of Helena
A Lithia Store
Danzer's
Paint Store
Davisson,
Ron & Lorna
Deer-D-Fence
Eric
Wordal
Masterpiece Portraits
Farmers
Ins. Scott Connole
Go
Fast Energy Drink
Grandstreet
Theater
Green
Iguana Juice & Joe
H
& H Trikes Inc.
Helena
Photo Centre
HobbyTown
USA
Internet
Web Hosting
Lewis
& Clark County
Humane Society
Mike
Logan Cowboy Poet
Montana
AARP
Montana
Boat Center
Montana
Flag & Pole
Montana
RV Center
Montana
Valley Hams
Myrna
Loy Center
NAPA
Central Auto Parts
Need
Him?
PrePaid
Legal Service
Bob Pancich
Quality
Promotional Products
Scuba
Dive Montana
Stageline
Pizza
Steve
Skains Flooring-Abbey Carpets
Team
Skains Go Fast Energy
Tizer
Gardens
Townsend
Personal Care
Web
Page Design
Wildlife
Woodcarving
Woody's
Car Wash
Your
Ad Here $100 Per Year
*** ***
Putting your business on the
internet does not have to cost
an arm and a leg.
Call 439-4217
and we'll create an on line
business presence for you
and we'll advertise it for you..
At a cost you can afford.
Local Business - Local Service
Quality Web Page
*** *** ***
CELLULARONE
Ann Koch
Retail Sales Representative
says call me for NEW
Multiple Phone Packages
449-2355 or 439-3586
for cell phone service that's
fast & friendly
GREAT COVERAGE
LOW RATES
*** *** ***
Burdick's
Locksmith Services
Medeco
High Security Locks
449-6420
Helena's
Professional Locksmith
Locks to protect
your business
Vacuum
City Presents
The New Memory Craft 3500.
More options, more designs,
and more embroidery fun.
$100 OFF Any
computerized sewing machine
at Vacuum City
603 Euclid - 442-3733
VacuumCity
Home Page
Have You Seen
The New
E-Commerce Site
For Team Skains?
TeamSkains.com
Check It Out
|