Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   8-16-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
How about a constitutional amendment that declares anything
said in a campaign commercial to be under oath?
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I think Little League (baseball) is wonderful. It keeps the
kids out of the house. Yogi Berra
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Instructions For Life
Measure twice, cut once, and never hold a nail for someone else.
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God answers all prayers. Sometimes He answers, "Yes," sometimes He
answers, "No," and sometimes the answer is, "You gotta be kidding!" Pres. Jimmy Carter
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Happiness Is ...
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens
unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments. William H. Borah

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men.
No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. Elbert Hubbard
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Airport Helicopter to Come Home
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands
of miles, against prevailing winds, for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
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Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick up speed.
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I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
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If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
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I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty
to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
Helen Keller (1880-1968) American Writer
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Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to "jump at the Sun."
We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground. Hurston
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Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. Mother Teresa
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did
not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. Charlotte Bronte
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True happiness is not attained through self-gratification,
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. Helen Keller
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When nothing is sure, everything is possible. Margaret Drabble English Novelist
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Fortune Cookies
It is better to do and not promise than promise and not do.
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Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
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The Classic Sayings:
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. Oliver Wendell Holmes
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There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community,
that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further
than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
            Samuel Johnson, Taxation No Tyranny
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Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything. Floyd Dell
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries,
is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid,
you must also be well-mannered. Voltaire
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Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote,
And think they grow; immortal as they quote.
            -- Edward Young, Love of Fame (satire I, l. 89)
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Service Tips Of The Week
"Individual commitment to a group effort, makes a team work, a company work,
a society work, and a civilization work." Vince Lombardi - football coach
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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It's Funny How ...
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like
shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: http://www.nbcolympics.com/index.html
Everything you could possible want to know about - The Olympics - MSNBC
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
France, Holland and Belgium have been classified by the European Community as
"manure surplus" regions because they produce more manure than their land can absorb.
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Four tablespoons of ketchup, about the amount you would eat with an order of fries,
contains the nutritional equivalent of an entire ripe medium tomato.
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!"
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A sign in the Red Dog Saloon, Juneau, Alaska, reads:
"If our food, drinks, and service aren't up to your standards, please lower your standards
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Proverbs 28:2
When a country is rebellious, it has many rulers,
but a man of understanding and knowledge maintains order.
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
"The nearest thing to immortality in this world is a government bureau." - General Johnson
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I do not rule Russia; ten thousands clerks do. Nicholas I (1796-1855)
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Guidelines for Bureaucrats: (1) When in charge ponder.
(2) When in trouble delegate. (3) When in doubt mumble.   James H. Boren
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THE FINAL WORD
All the crows seemed to call his name, thought Caw.
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As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
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Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.
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Anything is possible, unless it's not.
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All right, all right...move along now, there's nothing more to read.
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2004. All rights reserved.

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