Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   8-2-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!
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An attitude is contagious. Is yours worth catching?
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Instructions For Life
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.   Dale Carnegie
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Always sharpen your sleeping skills regularly...
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Happiness Is ...
To live lightheartedly but not recklessly; to be gay without being
boisterous; to be courageous without being bold; to show trust and
cheerful resignation without fatalism -- this is the art of living."
- Jean de La Fontaine
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Last Chance Stampede To Begin
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"Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
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Adult education is a strenuous effort to learn about things that
bored you when you were still young enough to benefit from them.
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They are able because they think they are able. Vergil (70-19 B.C.)
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There aren't any rules around here! We're trying to
accomplish something! -Thomas Edison
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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
                          Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Nothing improves memory like trying to forget.
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You must arrange in advance for pleasant memories.
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The Classic Sayings:
The morning pouring everywhere, its golden glory on the air. Longfellow
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"Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know
where we can find information upon it." - Samuel Johnson
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"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad.
People are either charming or tedious." - Oscar Wilde
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"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw
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"Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers
so deeply that he had to invent laughter." - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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Service Tips Of The Week = ASAP
"It's getting late earlier" --Yogi. Berra
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"Nobody goes there anymore...it's too crowded." --Yogi Berra
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It's Funny How ...
Instead of always harping on a man's faults, tell him of his virtues.
Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits. Hold up to him his
better self, his real self that can dare and do and win out.
Eleanor Porter (1868-1920) American Novelist
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The naked truth is always better than the best dressed lie. Ann Landers
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week:
What are they really saying?   http://www.campaignsearch.com/
It's very difficult to understand a presidential candidate's stance
on any given subject. The mass media generally air sound bites that
last mere seconds. Complex subjects require much more time.
Campaign Search searches different media outlets for relevant
information on just about every topic. You can listen to what
Bush and Kerry think about tax reform, weapons of mass destruction and education.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
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"I think laughter is very imperative. And that's the important
part of my life, of making people laugh so they can forget their
problems. A good laugh is better than anything.   Comedian Milton Berle (1908-2002)
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
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I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page
records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but
man's failure.   Chief Justice Earl Warren
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Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats.
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Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups.
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History is a lie commonly agreed upon. - Neitzche
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Some people grow up and spread cheer; others just grow up and spread.
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Proverbs 10:28
The prospect of the righteous is joy, but the hopes of the wicked come to nothing.
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OWIM (Oh Well It’s Monday)
"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf." Bob Hope
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THE FINAL WORD
A person is only as big as the dream they dare to live. Unknown
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A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. Charles Gordy
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What ought one to say then as each hardship comes?
I was practicing for this, I was training for this.   Epictetus
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Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. Howard W. Newton
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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.    Sophia Loren
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You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips. Oliver Goldsmith
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To get your ideas across use small words, big ideas, and short sentences.
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
If any of the links in the body of this email, fail, please copy and paste them into the address line of your
internet browser and hit the enter button. We're thrilled to have you join our online community newsletter,
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Thank you for subscribing to our newsletter. We look forward to sending you some smiles
and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2004. All rights reserved.

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