Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   8-30-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
You never get tired if you rest a lot in advance.
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It's hard to relate to this high-tech world when your kid
says her Lego Toys need more memory.
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Instructions For Life
Measure people by the size of their hearts,
not the size of their bank accounts.
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others.
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Happiness Is ... A Great Answer!
From Prime Minister Tony Blair of Great Britain
When asked why he believes so much in America and its President he replied:
"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at
how many want in.......and how many want out."
WayToGo Tony!
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For The Harvest Days At Farm In The Dell
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It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in
creative expression and knowledge. Albert Einstein
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"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
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Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. Carrie Fisher
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In order to discover new lands,
one must be willing to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. Andre Gide
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The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing
hidden underground, secretly making the ground green. Thomas Carlyle
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"Mothers, food, love, and career, the four major guilt groups. Cathy Guisewite
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most
people don't recognize them. Ann Landers
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. Andre Gide
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There are only two kinds of scholars;
those who love ideas and those who hate them. Emile Chartier
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Fortune Cookies
Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
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The coming month will bring winds of change in your life.
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The Classic Sayings:
It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact. Edmund Burke
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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. Voltaire
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I dote on his very absence. William Shakespeare
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People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. Lee Iacocca
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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. Krishnamurti
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. Paul Valery
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Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics.
I can assure you mine are still greater. Albert Einstein
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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. Sir Francis Bacon
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Service Tips Of The Week
Older Adults constitute our only INCREASING natural resource.
And the least used one.
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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It's Funny How ... The Digital Age Changes Old Sayings
Home is where you hang your @.
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The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
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A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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Great groups from little icons grow.
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance
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Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes!
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the
people who have the most live the longest.
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Save A Buck, Or Two Or Three On A Stageline Pizza
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: Presidential race or money race.
The amount of cash being raised by politicians is frightening.
How much do folks give? Go to Fundrace. http://www.fundrace.org
Enter any address or name to find how who is donating to whom.
You can also see how much each candidate spends in hotel and airline bills.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
Maine is the only state with just one syllable in its name.
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Julie Andrews had a fully developed four-octave vocal range by age 8.
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
How careers end jokes:
* Lawyers are disbarred. * Ministers are defrocked. * Electricians are delighted.
* Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented. * Drunks are distilled. * Alpine climbers are dismounted.
* Piano tuners are unstrung. * Orchestra leaders are disbanded. * Artists' models are deposed.
* Cooks are deranged. * Office clerks are defiled. * Mediums are dispirited.
* Programmers are decoded. * Accountants are discredited.
* Pastry chefs are deserted. * Perfume makers are dissented. * Butterfly collectors are debugged.
* Students are degraded. * Electricians are refused. * Bodybuilders are rebuffed.
* Underwear models are debriefed * Painters are discolored.
* Spinsters are dismissed. * Judges are disappointed. * Vegas dealers are discarded.
* Mathematicians are discounted. * Tree surgeons disembark.
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Proverbs 11:2
When pride comes, then comes disgrace, but with humility comes wisdom.
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
Coffee (n.): a person who is coughed upon
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A police dog is often the scenter of a drug arrest.
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A detective likes to have a brief case.
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THE FINAL WORD
Ever wonder how your favorite restaurants prepare their most popular dishes?
Wonder no more! CopyKat Recipes reveals the secrets of giants like Boston Market,
Olive Garden and Bennigan's! Select a recipe by favorite type of dish.
You choose, then make!   http://www.copykat.com/asp/recipes.asp
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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Smile! It Makes Them Wonder.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
©.Partners of Success 2004. All rights reserved.

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