Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter

Montana Facts&Fun Newsletter
News & Entertainment Weekly   9-5-04.
Our 7th year of publication in Helena, Montana!
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101 Local, State & National Internet News & Information Sources
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Bad Joke Monday
If you met your mate on the internet, was it 'love at first site'?
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The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast
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Instructions For Life
It's time to start living the life you've imagined. Henry James
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A mother should give her children a superabundance of enthusiasm,
that after they have lost all they are sure to lose in mixing with
the world, enough may still remain to prompt and support them through great actions.
Julius C. Hare (1795-1855) English Cleric
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Start the week with a smile, and feel free to share this smile letter with others.
They can sign up for their own smiles here!
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Happiness Is ...
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
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You Be The News Reporter! Here are the news sources top reporters use.
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Thoughts While Waiting For Harvest Days At Farm In The Dell
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise
and cultivate the delightfully vague. Bill Cosby
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with
sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Galileo Galilei
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It is not bigotry to be certain we are right; but it is bigotry to be
unable to imagine how we might possibly have gone wrong. G. K. Chesterton
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Rule # 1. Never tell everything at once. Rule # 2. ...
Ken Venturi's Two Great Rules of Life
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Some editors are failed writers, but then, so are most writers. T. S. Eliot
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Fortune Cookies
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
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  The Classic Sayings:
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better. Emile Coue
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
            -- Sir William Osler, Aphorisms from his Bedside Teachings (1961) p. 105
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.Aesop
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove
that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.H. L. Mencken
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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it,
as well as contributing to the need for it. Alfred Hitchcock
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You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. Ray Bradbury
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Most conversations are simply monologues
delivered in the presence of witnesses. Margaret Millar
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If you want to make an apple pie from scratch,
you must first create the universe. Carl Sagan
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Service Tips Of The Week
Customers Are Volunteers
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A special place for special people - Townsend Personal Care
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It's Funny How ... The Digital Age Changes Old Sayings
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
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The geek shall inherit the earth.
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A chat has nine lives.
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Don't byte off more than you can view.
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Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
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C:\ is the root of all directories.
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Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
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Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
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The modem is the message
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Montana Facts Link Of The Week: State Law Library
http://www.socialaw.com/otherlaw/statelnks.html
This site offers a comprehensive and current list, organized by state,
of links to state agencies, courts, and laws.
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Oh Thank You. Thank You, I needed to know this
Americans spend more on dog food every year than they spend on baby food.
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The dial tone of a normal telephone is in the key of "F."
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Jokes that go over like a lead balloon
How careers end jokes:
What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
You get a rash of good luck!
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Isn't it appropriate that the month of the tax begins with
April Fool's Day and ends with cries of "May Day!" ?
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Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is Number 47.
Until August 7, 1953, Congress forgot to vote on a resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.
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Helpdesk tip #2: When the support analyst says "Click...",
wait for the rest of the sentence.
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The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking
we were at when we created them.   Albert Einstein
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Everyone says they do,
but have you ever actually seen anyone climb the walls?
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I got a good tip from my stockbroker the other day. He said,
"For only 39 cents, I can super size those fries for you." Jay Leno
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Proverbs 16:26
The laborer's appetite works for him; his hunger drives him on.
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OWIM (Oh Well It's Monday)
If the shortest distance between two points is a line,
why does waiting in one take so long?
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A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the
jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
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Real programmers don't document.
If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.
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Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released.
Beta is Latin for "still doesn't work.
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Ever wanted to know if a famous person was dead or alive?
Click Here http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/pages-nf/main
This website lists over 6700 famous people from various walks of life
entertainment, politics, sports, music, law and others
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THE FINAL WORD
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability
to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky,
manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
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It has been said that man is a rational animal.
All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. Bertrand Russell
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If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk,
stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along.
When in doubt, route. Malcolm Forbes
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Who are the 2004 candidates for Montana state offices?
Find their information and web pages here.
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and keeping you informed on a wide variety of issues. (The Small Print) Copyright 2003, The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter. All rights reserved. Information in this document is provided without warranty of any kind, expressed or implied, including but not limited to the implied warranties of , fitness for a particular purpose and freedom from infringement. The user assumes the entire risk as to the accuracy and the use of material contained within this document. The Montana Facts & Fun Newsletter, it's publishers and sponsors will not be liable for damages arising from the use of this information, including, but not limited to incidental, punitive, and consequential direct or indirect, damages.
* Editor Del Lonnquist

May good fortune smile on you the whole week through! Ed.
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